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Baileys??
never drink Baileys!!!! A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-01 13:40:53 | Rating:

| Views: 22 | Comments: 0 | Tags: baileys drink

Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-05 12:49:21 | Rating:

| Views: 52 | Comments: 1 | Tags: baby kids

Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-05 16:20:34 | Rating:

| Views: 12 | Comments: 0 | Tags: spinsters.pastor jokes

We Know Better
Why are people who should know better question the reason that our boys are fighting a just course. Sad as it may be soldiers do get killed in doing their job. For some reason the media are obsessed with the casualty figures. With over 9000 soldiers serving in Afghanistan from the the......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-09 08:28:51 | Rating:

| Views: 31 | Comments: 5 | Tags: army Afghanistan justified

SALTY COFFEE: AN AMAZING LOVE STORY
I really had to pass this on.Thank you Misty. He met her at a party. She was so beautiful, many guys were chasing after her, while he was so plain and simple, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but to be......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-09 10:30:34 | Rating:

| Views: 87 | Comments: 2 | Tags: love salty coffee

A laugh a minute
A woman walks into a drug store and says to the pharmacist, "I would like to buy some cyanide in order to poison my husband." The pharmacist was shocked and replies," Don't be ridiculous. Its against the law. You and I will get life imprisonment. I cannot sell you any......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-10 14:02:32 | Rating:

| Views: 17 | Comments: 1 | Tags: jokes

The Pink Dress
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak,she never said a word. Many people......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-10 14:27:01 | Rating:

| Views: 14 | Comments: 0 | Tags: pink dress angels

Bloody press
Yes it is a disgrace the News papers seek cheap head lines at the expense of British soldiers. Troops left to die with no support from Brown, one said, disgraceful media language to say that a British prime minister would send our boys to fight and abandon them. To compare the billions......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-12 10:12:56 | Rating:

| Views: 16 | Comments: 0 | Tags: Afghanistan headlines

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's at it again..........!! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid,......Read More