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I got shot in the face with allergies this week. My eyes are watery, my nose is stuffy and my head feels like it's a hundred pounds. It's supposed to be really nice out today, like a fresh spring day or something like that but I can't go anywhere. First of all when I go outside I can't stop sneezing. Secondly, my dog is definitely in heat. How do I know for sure? Well I found little spots on my nice white sheets and it wasn't from me. So now she's confined to the house except to go out and do a pee pee or a poopie. She also now has a special spot on the couch in her doggie bed so she doesn't mess anywhere else. And then we're getting puppy panties.
Apparently when dogs are in heat it's for 3 weeks and it only happens twice a year. How lucky are dogs? i mean seriously. Ok a little dog just spots once in a while and maybe they'll get all whinny and affectionate. But hey, I can handle that for a few weeks at the rate this goes on. Twice a year. Hm. And here we are, us ladies of the human race who got the short end of the stick. We bleed every month for a fucking week from like 12ish until we're 50ish. That's every month for 40 years. I'd rather be a dog. And to boot we get moody and cramps and pms and whatever else comes with that.
Still, I'd rather be a dog. I just sneezed on my computer.
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Posted by restinpieces on 2009-02-26 09:53:42 | Rating: | Views: 20
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