A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, =
do
any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has =
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any =
of
you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no =
one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up =
here
and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to =
make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said =
"Goats."