Last night I was a bit peckish so I decided to go downstairs and get some cereal, I made a hot water bottle too because my room is always freezing! When I got to the bottom of the stairs I saw my cat staring at this tiny little mouse. After rescuing the thing, I was walking up the stairs and I fell, spilling the cereal everywhere.

I called the dog and he licked it up.

After a refill of cereal and another attempt at going upstair I fell again. I haven't had a stroke or anything, I was wearing big slippers and it's hard to walk anywhere! After letting the dog have more of my supper I gave in and just went to bed.

This morning, whilst going downstairs to tell everybody how much of an idiot I was last night, I fell DOWN the stairs this time. I got my arm caught in a washing basket which is now mangled, cracked my head on the wall and just lay in a crumpled heap crying waiting for someone to rescue me.

I have a huge lump on my head the size of an egg that's quite disgusting to touch and once I've took the pictures off my camera I'll post one showing it!