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 women's bath water boiling hot - why
Mrs G suggested we had a bath together, well I can tell you it has been many a year since we have done that.

“I will go and get it sorted puck” she said , “come on up soon” , so I ventured upstairs the passion arising and enter the  boudoir , and into the ensuite, steam engulfing me.

Why do women have to have their baths at almost boiling temperature! So she was already in surrounded by bubbles and so I had to get naked in front of her, I knew the water was hot , but I put my whole right foot in. It was so hot, I fancy I scolded my leg, anyway in an attempt to keep on with the amour I was in with both legs, and trying desperately to keep a manly stature and not break down in tears crying with the pain.

So I gingerly lower my self into the cauldron, holding bollocks above head, yes I know very bloody romantic!

Oh and why is it we get the tap end, the freezing cold and boiling hot taps makes me dance like a world champion robotics master! Ouch Ouch ouch , and the shower head as well, tap tap tap on my head.

Why do women have to have the bath water that hot? It is not ladies- conducive to creating the moment  I thought whilst standing in the walk in shower standing under freezing cold water , with Mrs G glaring at me either out of anger , disappointment or surprise.

I would like to think all three!

Puck
    Posted by puck on 2010-01-15 14:46:05 | Rating: | Views: 280
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ahhh, I love a hot bath. And when you add a hot man well, the temp does tend to rise..... LOL Love ya.

Good Start to getting out of that Hallway!
Posted by  BeJeweled  on 2010-01-15 14:50:49 
  
out of the hallway into the fire so to speak BJ - I may never be able to have children again! love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 14:54:40 
  
Sounds like a Japanese bath-house.

I'm with you - I like it hot not not to the point where I'm still sweating 10 miutes after I get out.
Posted by  Realist91919  on 2010-01-15 14:54:58 
  
If my sperm had a union - they would be on strike right now on grounds of health and safty - Puck x
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 14:58:29 
  
heeheehee puck
fragles likes a hot bath tooo
yh cold n hot taps at ur but is anoying
better if u had a jacuzi bath
we gotsa one
Posted by  snugglebum57  on 2010-01-15 14:56:07 
  
sounds good SB - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 14:59:18 
  
There is nothing more romantic than taking a candlelight bath with- or without someone you love,Puck!Just a nice candle glowing in the steamy darkness. Your blog made think of a situation I just had, however. I have an inner ear disorder that causes dizziness. I mistakenly took a hot a few weeks ago. I was very tired and sore from moving and decorating for the holidays....So I half- filled the tub, with nice bath crystals. Was great.The water temp was sooo hot that I almost passed out completely. Tell your significant other that bath water really can be too hot.Dangerous. All the blood rushed from my head so quickly that I almost fainted......Not pleasant, certainly not romantic.Maybe you lady friend has circulatory problems- always feeling cold?I have a few older women friends who do have cold hands and feet problems!Bless you for sucking it up and getting in the tub anyway....Good luck with your bathtimes...Are you from the UK by any chance?You used a couple of words like bollocks that made me think of The UK!
Posted by  OhSusannah  on 2010-01-15 15:21:51 
  
yes Mam - English and proud to be so - women and Hot baths - I will never really understand - thanks for stopping by - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 15:26:27 
  
I am always freeazing,so hot is good..
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2010-01-15 15:27:00 
  
not for my privates - I can tell you - ha ha - ouch - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 15:28:11 
  
next time just have Mrs. G blow on them that should feel better haah
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2010-01-15 15:32:40 
  
you know I had a girlfriend called leigh and she.............okay I will write that story another time - Love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-15 15:33:56 
  
oh your gonna leave me hangin here...come on spill it im all ears....*wink*
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2010-01-15 15:38:33 
  
nope- he's gonna leave HIM hangin' there..
Posted by  pastormike  on 2010-01-15 22:34:30 
  
ho ho ho
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:04:04 
  
I prefer cold showers, because they work wonders for our hair - makes it softer when washed in cold water ... just a tip. :) Don't enjoy the goosebumps though ... women tend to have a cooler body temperature than men, I believe, hence the need for hotter showers and baths - well, only my opinion! Hope you're ok now. :)
Posted by  sweetNINgirl  on 2010-01-15 16:04:30 
  
recovering sweet - maty join you on the beach later - Puck xx
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:05:01 
  
I don't have to worry about the hot part, my wife never did like the water too hot, she actually had it a little colder then I like, sort of made things shrink, if you know what i mean~!
Posted by  skip1957  on 2010-01-15 16:20:38 
  
nope not a clue - ha ha - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:05:45 
  
My husband complains about the same thing! I thought it was just him being a wussy, but maybe it is a female thing, I love it scalding and after I'm in it, I turn on the hot water so it will get even hotter as I get used to it. He checks the water before he gets in the shower now, since he got in right after me without checking the temp and ended up jumping out and slipping on his...bollacks!

On a different note...I have friends in Northern Ireland, which I know is part of the UK, but do the people in the UK say No. Ireland, or UK when they refer to it...like is it Belfast, No. Ireland, UK or just Belfast, No. Ireland? It was very confusing in Beleek, one side of the street is Ireland and the other is No, Ireland
...so different money, different addresses.
Posted by  missingchristopher  on 2010-01-15 17:22:20 
  
cool the water down !!!! We English include NI in the UK! Been to belfast on business, once stayed at the stormount hotel, not a wink of sleep I can tell you - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:08:15 
  
ooh gawd.. I'm about to hurt myself laughing.. what a mental picture! been there.. didn't get to do that...
Posted by  pastormike  on 2010-01-15 22:32:51 
  
not funny when you are in hot water I can assure you - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:09:05 
  
In all honesty for me taking care of children all day can make a lady sore from head to toe and hot water VERY hot water clears away muscle aches. Women call it the calgon take me away bath to relieve many stresses for wht ever reasons, but then they enter the hubby in there who is not ucustom or ammune to it they get the ouch facter....OUCH! Do it more often and you will grow with it when it takes body aches and stress away:D LOL xx
Posted by  michelle8angels  on 2010-01-16 00:03:48 
  
believe me Lana it aint gona grow in that heat - love puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:10:32 
  
Hey there PUCKS there may have been a reason for this HOT bath,think about it yes hot water can kill your sperm,how does Mrs.G. know what you get up to when you are away???????????

I heard that IF you wrap ice or grab a handful of snow and put around your hangers they will come back to life.

luvs ya mate
Raymond

Posted by  raymondchristianp...  on 2010-01-16 00:47:27 
  
thanks R - just out to the garden to try that! Love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 05:11:29 
  
If it makes you feel any better, I always end up with the tap end and I can't win with the water temperature either. He normally thinks I have it too cold...so the last few times I've made it hotter for him, as he has it stupidly hot and I ended up burning my arse so...it isn't all women...lol.
Posted by  southernsun  on 2010-01-16 10:14:24 
  
no but burning ones ass is not quite the same as burning balls! Thanks ss - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 11:02:16 
  
I'm pretty sure that most men and women will be extremes on this. We like it hot for various reason...sore muscles, we are normally always cold, it clears our sinus issues...it can be dangerous I will pass out if too hot for too long, but I still do it =( every man I know likes it warm or cool. I guess I just know that if I want a man in my tub...I have to make it "warm" or he isn't getting in =)
Posted by  brokenprincess  on 2010-01-16 10:53:11 
  
he may get in - but he will soon get out - bless - Puck xx
Posted by  puck  on 2010-01-16 11:03:20 
  
The chatter to cold mountains bathing escalading down the clouds of rain pins stinging frost bites.
Posted by  T3wig  on 2010-02-02 18:40:22 
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