A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
My darring "he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten.
I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask anyting
yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries.. ."You wan.... Chicken wiff Broccori?&q
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