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 Blondes do not read on...
A Young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from consciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.



Now you know - Puck
    Posted by puck on 2009-09-26 13:38:39 | Rating: | Views: 80
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man I had to read this 2 times.... that was a great post I needed that laugh today man thank you... :)
Posted by  DouglasMB  on 2009-09-26 13:46:02 
  
well then sir; it was worth the effort - puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-26 13:52:17 
  
lmfao
that's amazing
i enjoyed that maybe
too much
Posted by  MandaAnything  on 2009-09-26 13:47:07 
  
maybe mam ( marm) thanks
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-26 13:52:54 
  
Tis a good day for a giggle. Thanks, Puck :)
Posted by  BootLady  on 2009-09-26 13:49:01 
  
poor pay back for the laughs you have given me - love puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-26 13:53:45 
  
LOL
Posted by  snugglebum57  on 2009-09-26 13:50:56 
  
Thanks SB
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-26 13:54:03 
  
My day was already fun, but you topped it, Puck.
Posted by  TomasSISI  on 2009-09-26 14:25:13 
  
Thanks T- Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-27 11:21:44 
  
Thank goodness I'm not a really blonde.
Posted by  overthehillandfar...  on 2009-09-26 16:24:18 
  
Hahahahaha~, good one~!! Thanks for the laugh, I desperately needed it!!! << hugs >>
Take care~, Puck. Choco xoxo
Posted by  chococake  on 2009-09-26 16:30:35 
  
Choco - looking for your posts ? but thanks anyway - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-27 11:22:36 
  
silly blonds.......and what a silly puck....
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-09-26 16:40:14 
  
I sure hope you got that spelling right- Love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-27 11:23:17 
  
~ hahahahaha ya gotta watch that walmart horse...its quite the stallion hahaha ~
Posted by  frenchkiss  on 2009-09-26 16:41:45 
  
easy for you though (wink) me - well we shall see - Puck xx
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-27 11:24:01 
  
~ purrrrrrrr ~
Posted by  frenchkiss  on 2009-09-27 14:19:32 
  
Thank the heavans for Wal-Mart greeters! LoL!

Did she get a smiley face sticker after her rescue though? ;0)
Posted by  IrishMike6464  on 2009-09-27 01:26:24 
  
Irish you are toooooo funny - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-27 11:24:39 
  
LOL that one blew my mind at the end G...I am glad i am not a blonde :D Thanks for the laugh:)
Posted by  michelle8angels  on 2009-09-27 01:58:38 
  
loves ya - puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-28 13:00:13 
  
THIS WAS JUST TOO FUNNY! It was a good one. I really did not think that it was going to end up being the horse outside of walmart.
Posted by  daniloboy  on 2009-09-27 16:01:06 
  
Thanks d- have a great day - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-09-28 13:01:04 
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