Bob, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar late one evening.
He sits down next to a blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news is coming on. The news crew is covering a story
of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob and asks, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replies, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and says, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
does a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde is very upset, but willingly hands her $20 to Bob,
saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replies, 'I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news, so I knew he would jump.'
The blonde replies, 'I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money......
Now you Know - Puck
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