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 An american joke
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.



"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.


"Did you help him?" she asks.


"No, I did not! It is 3:00 in the morning and pouring rain out there!"


"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"


The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.


He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"


"Yes," comes back the answer.


"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.


"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.


"Where are you?" asks the husband.


"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
    Posted by puck on 2009-11-05 13:27:19 | Rating: | Views: 233
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haha,crazy drunks....
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-05 13:30:34 
  
love to swing in the rain - ha ha
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 13:57:44 
  
Puck, you definetly got your funny back on, great stuff.
Posted by  skip1957  on 2009-11-05 13:36:23 
  
did I say I like the new pic? Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 13:58:47 
  
haha thats well funny...
Posted by  J3nnyuk  on 2009-11-05 13:39:32 
  
glad you liked it - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 13:59:19 
  
this is why drunk people get in trouble ...hee hee hee .......

but seriously folks the reason beer was invented so white poele could dance
Posted by  bombaytearooms  on 2009-11-05 13:43:57 
  
as you say sir - puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 13:59:48 
  
LOL!...That's funny :).x.
Posted by  Crimson_Read  on 2009-11-05 16:31:22 
  
hey thanks sis - love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 14:00:16 
  
Lol - sounds really funny when it is told with an Irish accent.
Posted by  overthehillandfar...  on 2009-11-05 17:18:14 
  
yes - rather - Love Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 14:02:33 
  
Nice.
Posted by  IrishMike6464  on 2009-11-05 17:52:40 
  
Indeed
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 14:00:42 
  
drunks are so entertaining.. heh.. xx
Posted by  LolaV  on 2009-11-05 18:17:07 
  
hey love the pic - Puck xxx
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 14:01:19 
  
hahaha.
Thats funny.
Posted by  tyyonnaaa  on 2009-11-05 19:30:50 
  
many thanks
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-06 14:01:38 
  
~ hahahaha...you make me giggle ;) ~
Posted by  frenchkiss  on 2009-11-06 19:33:31 
  
Do I ? - one of many services I have on offer (wink) puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-08 13:03:58 
  
Wow. That one was a good one. Had me laughing hard.
Posted by  daniloboy  on 2009-11-06 21:16:14 
  
d- have a great week
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-08 13:04:51 
  
lol funniness! you never let me stop loling when i read your blogs
Posted by  bays124  on 2009-11-07 07:48:00 
  
mmmm been reading my blogs - good for you - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-08 13:05:26 
  
LOL Puck, Laugh girl nothing other than you Puck making me laugh on a constant basis.
Posted by  michelle8angels  on 2009-11-07 20:01:19 
  
Thank Lana - your accent keeps me goind - WOW
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-08 13:06:11 
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