Once again the vicodin did not kick in before I was far away enough from the keyboard to save you from my ramblings. Last time I did this I was shocked that I was able to say so much, in this state...
This seriously started with one random thought that just took on a life of its own (I typed that word three times, this is so funny to me, yet I don't stop myself) Thank God for select all, copy and paste LOL
Some of these thoughts may not seem to interesting sober, so I apologize now for all of those who can not relate 
In the beginning, there was nothing.
If there had been something, would it have been enough?
There is never enough time in a day
But, when you are afraid of the dark…night last forever.
If it really is better to have loved and lost
Why are people always looking for love? 
If the sky is the limit,
Why shoot for the stars…they’re in outer space, for beyond the sky.
If my eyes are truly bigger than my belly on Thanksgiving,
Why can’t I see when I am about to over eat and stop myself? 
If diamonds are a girls best friend,
Why are we always looking for a man?
If dog is man’s best friend,
Why do they still want to screw bitches instead of real women? 
(Sorry, that was more personal. Even high that little demon pop up)
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…
Wouldn’t this depend on the kind of birds we’re talking about?
A stitch in time saves nine.
Well if it was in time wouldn’t it save all subsequent sowing needs, regardless if length.
If you let sleeping dogs lie (lye, lay, huuumm, whatever)
How can they take a bite out of crime?
My head hurts, going to “lay” down. 
LMAO sorta
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