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 We could not stop laughing!
We all do stupid things that make other people laugh, and sometimes it even makes us laugh. Well here are a couple of things that my family and I still laugh about to this day that we have done. OH and by the way my husband would kill me if he found out I was telling others this!!

It was Thanksgiving 2005, and we went to my mom’s house for Thanksgiving Dinner. Well my mom loves asparagus, but no one else in the family likes it, that was until I married my husband, and now my mom and he have this one and only thing in common. So as part of the Thanksgiving dinner my mom fixed some asparagus.

Well later that night as we left my mom’s house, I was driving; my husband was in the front passenger seat, and our boys in the back. We were all silent as we listened to some Christmas music on the way home with our bellies full of dinner and deserts. All of a sudden a small drafted my way, and without thinking, I turned the radio down and said with all honesty, “I smell asparagus!” My whole family busted out laughing so hard that it got me laughing. They were laughing because I made that statement with all sincerity of trying to understand why I smelled asparagus in my car not realizing at the time that my husband, who is by no means an uncouth man, accidentally ripped a silent one. So for the rest of the ride home every time we would stop laughing someone would say, “I smell asparagus!” and we would all bust out laughing. I was in tears by the time we got home. The reason it is so funny to us is because if one of my boys had ripped a silent one they always confess to it immediately as if proud (I guess it is a boy thing), and as I mentioned before my husband was well raised and in all the years we have been married he has accidentally expelled gas maybe 4 times around me, he was raised you leave the room if you need to expel gas.

OK So now it is time to tell on myself. Back in the summer of 2006 my mom and I went down south to see family who live like 3 hours away from us. I drove my car, and on the way home we stopped for gas, and drinks. While there my cell phone rang and it was one of my friends calling and I was talking to them as I got gas, something to drink, and paid for it. As I got back into the car with my mom, I started the car, put on my seat belt and then I start looking all around my car for something missing. My mom gives me this puzzled look like what are you looking for and I move my cell phone away from my mouth (my friend was talking at the time) and I mouthed the words so my friend could not hear, “Where is my phone?” My mother bust out laughing and it then dawned on me I am holding my phone because I am talking on it and some where in my subconscious brain I knew to move the phone from my mouth and mouth those words, “Where is my phone”. I busted out laughing, and when I was finally able to talk enough to explain to my friend on the phone why we are laughing he begins to laugh too. How stupid can you be?? I was holding and talking on the phone I was looking for. They have never let me live that down and they never will. Even to this day at time my family comes through holding a phone to their ear while mouthing the words, “Where is my phone?”

We all do stupid and crazy things that we all laugh so hard about that we end up in tears.

So tell me what stupid thing(s) have you done that got everyone, yourself included, into a laughing frenzy??

    Posted by pixie_36 on 2009-11-06 14:17:18 | Rating: | Views: 45
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Too funny! Reminds me of a time I frantically searched for my sunglasses, realized it was making me late so I got in the car and put on the spare pair. While waiting at a stop light I decided to put on my lipstick. I look in the rear view and see my sunglasses on the top of my head. So, I was driving around with one pair over my eyes and another resting atop my head. Talk about an idiot! Thanks for sharing your stories. Made me laugh! I am afraid if my husband stepped out every time he had to expel gas, I might never see him again.
Posted by  vestigesofhermind  on 2009-11-06 14:22:58 
  
LMAO.....Thanks for sharing one of your moments on here.
UUUMMMMM Sorry about your husband, maybe he needs to checked out....lol
Have a great weekend!!
Posted by  pixie_36  on 2009-11-06 14:28:48 
  
I once thought I had a three-hole punch that was broken. Turned out it was full of paper dots. I had never considered where the paper from the "holes" went.
Posted by  Firewater  on 2009-11-06 19:05:27 
  
LOL.....believe ot not I have done the same thing we I first had a three hold punuch, not realizing that the plastic bottom thingy slid off to dump the paper cirlces from the whole. Thanks for sharing and have great weekend!!!
Posted by  pixie_36  on 2009-11-07 12:30:09 
  
Lol, simple things of daily life with our dear ones left us with laughter for life. About your phone is like where are my glasses? and I am wearing them.:)
note. Stories about gases in adults is always ambarrasing. don´t you think?
Posted by  liliana161  on 2009-11-09 07:55:17 
  
Absolutely, that is why he would kill me......lol
Posted by  pixie_36  on 2009-11-09 08:17:28 
  
So let´s not tell him. Hihi
Posted by  liliana161  on 2009-11-14 16:23:15 
  
LOLZ well one time i was on my porch with my socks on seeing if my cats wanted to come in, and when they didnt come in, i ran inside and slipped on the hardwood floor and fell EXACTLY like they do in cartoons when they slip on a banana peel! LOLZ and another time i was seeing how high i could kick my leg up ( on the hardwood floor ) and AGAIN fell STRAIGHT on my back! LOLZ but it was a different time! :)
Posted by  kittygirl5  on 2009-11-09 21:27:52 
  
Well I hope after the second time you learned a lesson.....
That hardwood floors and socks do not go together.....LOL

{HUGS}
Pixie
Posted by  pixie_36  on 2009-11-10 08:02:19 
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