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Growing up in Phoenix...we had desert parties....also called keggars.....there would usually be a band...our local teenage band was Helms Deep my friends brother played guitar for them....he was hopi indian and albino......anyhoo.....my then boyfriend later to be "the ex husband"...me,his brother,and a few friends piled into the car for this keggar......we also brought along a campstove...thought a wienie roast would be fun.....soak up some of the alcohol....

We get there this party is packed....the guys pay their cover charge and get their cups....no beer for me....Tj Swan.....soda pop wine with a kick....we set up the stove....getting ready to roast wienies......son of a bitch.....helicopter over head....it spotlights all the underage drinking.....cop cars and paddywagons show up....Sheesh we just got here.....parties over......none of us get arrested....no problem.....go to the boyfriends house.....party on the patio......

The boyfriend buys beer....we roast wienies on the barbaque....all is right with the world......boyfriends Mom joins us (yes,this is Miss craps her pants) we are getting to the point where no one is feeling any pain.....One of us has had too much to drink.....and most likely one too many wieners....this wiener turns to my boyfriends brother and says "Man I need to tell you something"...and proceeds to toss his cookies on Mr Germ phobia......so theres undigested.....I don't need to tell you.....create your own visual.....either way its gross.....you just dont vomit around the two vomit brothers.......they started synchronized gagging.....that was actually pretty funny.....the mess was nothing a hose couldn't fix.....as with all intended plans sometimes things go awry.....

When going to a desert party.....make sure you have a get away car and plenty of gas.....limit your food/alcohol intake.......maybe we should of just gone to the midnight movies? Though how much Rocky horror picture show can one take?......I'm sure the gagging twins had wished for a movie....Besides I was happy.....i wasn't the one that tossed their cookies :)