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Where is that chlorine fairy anyway?
Good grief....I feel like Pita the princess of poop this morning.....I spent yesterday afternoon helping my friend the Amazon woman at her job.....she was expecting a truck and lo and behold her "one" employee that had just had two days off.....called out sick.....this gal is on my list....I wish her a month of the trots and 4 flat tires.......

I thought I had forgotten how much I hated buckets of chlorine.....nope....I didn't forget.....I remembered all to well that 100lb,50lb,40lb and even 25lb buckets of chlorine still bite the big one.....My feeling has always been....if you can buy a 100lb bucket of poison.....then you damn well better be able to pick it up and load it yourself.....for those that can't burden themselves with carrying 100lbs.....who takes it out of the car at home?.....The chlorine fairy?....must be.....either that or a neighbor gets to have all the fun....

I look like "the Governor of California" this morning.....my biceps are so "friggin" huge....it should be fun trying to comb my hair.....Just call me "Vera De Milo".....no Y for me today.....I wouldn't want to make the weight lifters jealous......you don't need to take steroids or creatine powder......just lift 150 buckets of assorted weights of chlorine.....all you need to do....I hate that gal that called in.....what the hell...along with the trots and flat tires....I wish her upon her pimples....lots of pimples....and a few hemmeroids for good measure.....Im going all out.....she can have a cold sore too!...She can be "the' walking herpes call out sick on a gorgeous day person....

I'm one pooped out and cranky Pita this morning.....And I get the pleasure of making a Walmart run today....OH GOODY!.......I wish I had my sons "fork of justice" that he has jammed into his dashboard....and jam into my forehead this morning.....Todays Walmart shoppers had better mind their manners.....Cause I'm feeling a bit prickley.....I plan on using my shopping cart bill of rights and mowing down anyone that keeps me from the toilet paper.......Speaking of my bad attitude......I better stop by the baby aisle and pick up some vaseline the help get the stick out of my ass......maybe thats all my problem is?......Nah....its Miss herpes the call out on a gorgeous day person.

Posted by pitapie50 on 2008-04-16 07:58:06 | Rating: n/a | Views: 81


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Posted by
shemelts
on 2008-04-16 08:11:59
 
Ha Ha. This was cute! Hope your day improves and that the Walmart aisles are empty just for you. Maybe people will take one look at you and part like the red sea. Ha! Have a good day :) and enjoy the Walmart shopping experience.

I'm surprised you didn't wish a curse on her children and her children's children. Ha! :) peace shemelts
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-16 08:24:11
 
LOL..Sorry about that..the more I thought about it the more irritated I became. No need for me to curse her children and so on...they had no fault in this. I have come to understand that this person doesn't have a very keen work ethic. I thought I'd send some malady's her way. Good grief something else I'll have to answer for.
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-16 08:25:25
 
LOL Bull...fleas in her armpits..LMAO..I wish I would of thought of that!
 
 

Posted by
yadokta
on 2008-04-16 08:35:40
 
atleast you've had some exercise :)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-16 08:39:33
 
LOL..I half expected a comment like that from you Yadokta...lol..yes I did get some exercise.
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-16 10:14:34
 
LOL.Thanks Luci...somewhere on York road most likely selling her body,lol.
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2008-04-16 11:45:44
 
Pitapie - you are wicked - you make me laugh too much. But I hope someone gets to that sick girl before you do! Go easy now - we don't want you doing time and then we don't get to hear from you. On the other hand........if you were inside we'd hear lots from you. Hmmmmm
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-16 12:05:09
 
LOL overthehillandfaraway..I'm telling you that woman sure got my undies in a bunch. LOL..I hope I don't ever see the inside of the clinker..though it could make for some interesting stories,lol.
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2008-04-16 16:33:40
 
Oh....Pita.....read part of your post out to Big Bryan. After he stopped laughing he says get out there and keep shopping. Bring all your friends cause we just bought some shares! In return I'll send you bucket loads of that very special, calming ointment.
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-17 06:41:05
 
LOL overthehillandfaraway....Luckily the Walmart trip went off without a hitch, though I was prepared to run people over. I must of had a mean look on my face..people stayed out of my way...Yes please send that bucket of calming ointment...and by the way..Hi Big Bryan :)
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2008-04-17 12:31:03
 
Big B says he's really pleased to hear about Walmart. Somehow or other their shares are way up. We don't have one over here, so is it sort of like Sainsbury or Tesco? I can't bear Tesco as it's just so big and the people seem vile. It's just a tiny bit quieter in Sainsburys and I can just about tolerate it cause the check out staff are the nicest ever. Happy shopping!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-17 13:27:13
 
Walmart is huge...they also have super Walmarts with a grocery section and building section..those are really huge. It's hard to beat their prices. It can be over whelming shopping in their super stores. I had an awesome cashier yesterday. She made eye contact and was so pleasant. Lately I see less and less of that, if they allowed tipping cashiers. She would've been given a tip from me.
 
 


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