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Things you shouldn't laugh at
Things you shouldn't laugh at you know its not nice and you just cant seem to stop yourself.

The family and I had decided to spend the day in Seattle.If you live in that area you already know its a  kid friendly city.Lots to do.

We drove to Bremerton and rode the ferry to Seattle.Spent some time at the water front.Perusing around Ye Olde Curiosity Shop,Pikes place market watched the fish mongers tossing salmon around.Went to Ivars for lunch.Then onto the center house and Pacific science center,rode the monorail did some shopping at West Lake center.Had a great day with great weather to boot.

The kids always enjoyed the ferry ride.Me as well.Very relaxing and not a bad view to be had.

It's late when we get back to Bremerton,we still have a 30 minute car ride til were home.Everyones tired and my youngest is complaining of a tummy ache.We are all piled into the car,hubby is driving.I am co pilot as usual.We are halfway home when my son tosses his cookies.My daughter starts to whine "Austin puked on me and its in my hair"Im rifling through my purse and glove compartment looking for napkins,wipes anything.While both kids are crying in the back seat,their Dad starts gagging and hes gagging full throttle.This man has the weakest stomach I have ever seen.I have been peed on pooped on I have fell face first onto a fresh pile of horse apples and my cats water broke on me just to name a few.I am glad I dont have a weak stomach or the ride home could of been really lovely.I can see it now, and whats in my mind isn't pretty.Hubby has his window rolled down trying to drive with his face hanging out the window and hes still gagging.Napkins from fast food restaraunts weren't made for vomit detail,they fall apart and mush up.So I am stuck in a car with 2 crying kids and the driver is trying not to toss his cookies between his gagging.
I start to laugh....hysterical laughter.Laughter so hard I peed my pants.What can I say?Was it right to laugh?Yes! it was so very right.The kids didn't appreciate it them,though they do now.

Sometimes in life when you are faced with a child vomitting in the back seat,the other child whining and a spouse that has  gagged his shoes up through his esophagus all you can do is laugh.For tomorrow there will  be no laughing when you clean out the car.

Posted by pitapie50 on 2008-03-14 12:14:44 | Rating: n/a | Views: 74


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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-14 12:46:49
 
Lol,I am still laughing,lol.I don't know if its a good thing.I have so many gross stories.My Kids Dad has such a weak stomach.I should hate to admit this but I don't,I had many a good laugh at his expense.You should of seen this man picking up dog poop,now that was funny!It was a gag fest!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-14 13:01:35
 
LOL! They are horrible.I think cars should come equipped with a wet/dry vac and a hose!
 
 

Posted by
Ellie2008
on 2008-03-14 17:47:06
 
PITA PIE!!!!! I LOVE YOU! LOL! YOU MADE ME LAUGH LIKE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED IN WEEKS! I AM SENDING THIS BLOG TO MY SISTER AND GIRLFRIENDS! YOU ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY! I'VE GOT TEARS IN MY EYES! WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE THAT!

THE VISUAL OF HIS SHOES UP HIS ESOPHAGUS IS HYSTERICAL! DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, JEEZ??!! BUT, IT FITS!

OMG DID I ENJOY THAT.....okay, calm now until I read it again! LMAO!
 
 

Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2008-03-14 17:52:10
 
What did they serve at Ivars? Something in the food must have caused the "toss of the cookies" :(

Poor thing, you had to clean all the mess. Better to keep some plastic bags in the car (in the glovebox).
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-14 22:57:34
 
Lol Ellie I'm happy it made you laugh.It still makes me laugh.I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-14 23:00:04
 
Gwatlan we all has fish and chips.I think it might have been fatigue Austin was so tired.And I had to clean up the car,if the hubby would of had to do it he might of added to the mess.
 
 

Posted by
bballergurl847
on 2008-03-15 21:33:26
 
srri but that was realli funni, only becuase the same thing happen to me and my little brother when we were tiny!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-16 09:19:01
 
Hahaha Glad you got a laugh out of it :)
 
 


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