Thoughts.com Blogs - Some rules for apartment living

This is for those of us living in apartments.You know who you are.Stand up and be heard!

If I can hear you, chances are you can hear me.When you decide to have an argument at 3:30 in the morning.Guess what?I HEARD YOU! Even though you woke me up I decided to go into another room so I didnt have to hear your personal business.I do wish upon you flat tires and chronic diarrhea for a month of sundays.

If you have problems with your hearing and you need to blast your television.Get headphones or take up reading.This is also for the guy that plays the same tab over and over again.Either close your windows or come see me.I can give you guitar lessons.LEARN TO TUNE YOUR GUITAR!

Clean up after yourself in the laundry room.If you spill wipe it up, clean out the lint trap when your done.Throw away your trash.Were you born in a barn or are you that self centered?

I smoke so I hate to pick on fellow smokers but there are some asses in our midst.Dont throw your butts out in the parking lot,it looks gross.New's flash throw them in the receptical by the front door.It's easy to do, even a trained monkey can perform that function.

Why only take up one space when you can take up two?I love doing artwork on your side panels.I always have my keys ready.Come on doofus pay attention.Learn how to park.

For those of you with kids.When you let them off the leash check on the periodically.Trust me, they are not cute when they are whacking another kid with a stick.Keep an eye on them, thats all I ask.

When and if I say hello its not an opening for you to unload.It's called being polite.If my hands are loaded down with bags or laundry I really dont have the time to shoot the breeze.

I respect your space so please respect mine.It's a good thing I dont own a bazooka.I'd of blown up some of you people long ago.