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| Sneezers and Snot Invaders... |
Who was the first idiot to think it's okay to come to work sick and spread the love? Whomever it was I'm sure they are six feet under by now. Where they should be. Rest in unbridled peace you snot face.....I don't care what your money woes are. I don't even care how expendable you don't think you are. If you are sneezing out loud. Oh you know those sneeze rs. Half their snot comes flying across the room right into your unprotected orifices. Nothing like a blast of snot in nuclear proportions from the dark side......that your fate has been sealed. The plans you made two months ago to get away for the weekend....GONE........"Snot Vader" has just sealed your fate. Better stock up on Sudafed, Niquil or whatever new OTC product is on the hit parade. If the Pharmacist told you to spread cow pies on your chest and sing "climb every mountain" while balancing on your pinky toes ' and poking your family with a sharp stick would cure you....YOU'D DO IT.... Oh yes......YOU.....WOULD.....DO.....IT.....
Shit it's 2:00.....you feel it coming over you. That slight tickle at the back of your throat. Coffee loses its taste. If you are a smoker.....you know you are screwed. To light up now would only make matters worse. We that smoke aren't smart people. We light up. We already know what will happen. We are missing the smart gene. Hence we spend our money on cigarettes. We are paying to kill ourselves. And yet we do this.....Now for you non smokers.....before you get to feeling to high and mighty. SHUT UP.......Or I will hock a loogey upon you the size of France. Believe me I have enough sludge in my chest to do so.....I am not afraid to do it....The end result could kill me....to some a blessing......whatever.....
Folks my point is this. If you are sick stay home. Don't sneeze your infected snot on me and rain on my parade. The world will not come to an end if you don't come in. The thing is with work....no matter how much you get done today.....there will be more work tomorrow.....Its never ending.....The rest of us can pick up the slack until you return......healthy and no longer a threat to my mucus membranes....
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Posted by pitapie50 on 2009-09-16 11:06:53 | Rating: | Views: 49
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