Thoughts.com Blogs - Nose hair and other anomalies

Ok, we have discussed boobage,hienies, with the help of Miss Ellie:)......Time for the unwanted body hair subject.....Gross for some....fascinating for others......and some us are stuck right dab in the middle of it.....I am the latter.....

Not only does puberty play bad jokes on you when your younger.....as you age other things take the place of puberty.....I'll call it "post pubescence".....lifes little way of following you around and giving you new anomalies to contend with........as to where heck did my hair go.....and where the heck did this hair come from?

Gone are the days when freckles were cute......now your on mole watch.....and the dreaded hairy mole...I made fun of my 3rd grade teacher for hers.....guess what now the jokes on me !...I got rid of it...grossed myself out....my pay back for being hypnotized by my teachers hairy mole,let this be a lesson to you.....worry about your own yucky stuff instead of someone elses....Like it or not I'm on mole watch.....Its like playing the game truth or consequences....is it or isn't it something to worry about?.....

Nose hair...not only is it a problem for guys...yep you guessed it....I started sprouting Curly Sue and little Orphan Annie.....My nose is pierced so I was forced to deal with this issue......when I saw that green giant and little sprout making an apperance along with curly Sue and little Orphan Annie...I am now the proud owner of a nose mower....I never in a million years would've thought I'd be mowing the inside of my nose.......I now have to mow my nose.....ladies beware....I discovered mine after I got my bifocals...who knows how long that band of gypsies was hanging out my nose.....Remember this...flashlight and tweezers.....check before you go to bed tonight.....

Good grief....the chin.....I should just let it grow and join the circus.....waxing hurts....I tried using tweezers I couldn't see that well.....if figure I could be the 8th dwarf....Hairy chin's my name.....and I like mining for gold.........gold nose hairs that is.....post pubescence stinks.....

I haven't started sprouting any ear hair yet.....but thats a commin I'm sure.....I had this customer Mr Kelly.....he looked like Elmer Fudd and wore a red hunting hat with the ear flaps.....he spoke with a lisp like Elmer.....When he would say his lastname it sounded like Kerry instead of kelly....anyhoo,he had the furriest ears I have ever seen.....looked like two bushels of pubic hair sticking out of his ears......since I have said this.......its only a matter of time before I have two bushels of pubic hair growing out of my ears...... I'm sure it'll look stunning.....take me out to the opera i dont think so.....better get a John Deere weed wacker to mow down the critters in my ears.....

I'm not even going to touch the subject of nether region body hair....atleast not today....I think I'm grossed out enough....