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Somethings are best not known....
For the past couple of months Aw and I have taken notice of an advertising sign for an adult book store. We have come up with all kinds of ridiculous things as to what this is they are advertising. Out of the blue this morning, I thought I would educate myself on this advertisment. Well, I don't know if I'm showing my age....or that I'm so far off the beaten path. That I wouldn't know my ass from a hole in the ground.
Fleshlight. What a name. I figured it was most likely a porno. I saw more than I wanted to see. And to know that some kind soul added this information to Wikipedia. Well....doesn't give me a warm fuzzy feeling. Though I'm sure its added a spring in the steps of some individuals. The things that can be done with flashlights nowadays....excuse me....that would be fleshlights. Vibrators for men....designed by a man in his time of need. I suppose he tired of the old hairy palm syndrom...and opted for something well....How can I put this delicately? It's not something you would want your family to find after you bought the farm. "Hey! Look what I found in Dads underwear drawer!" Maybe a few 20 year old issues of Playboy or some loose change....but a fleshlight? To each their own I suppose....kind of like going green in the bedroom..no batteries required...
The other side of the sign advertises Extenze...Don't even get me started....
From now on when I decide to look up information. I'm sticking with recipies and antenna balls.....
Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Stick with what I know.....recipies and antenna balls.
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Posted by pitapie50 on 2009-06-23 11:49:49 | Rating: | Views: 37
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