Thoughts.com Blogs - Just keep walking

Have you ever had someone come up to you and start talking to you like they know you? Had this happen saturday at the laundromat of all places....I'm outside with the Amazon woman and her hubby....This gal pulls up...gets out of her car.....waves to us...and says "hi, there you are"....and goes back to her car......The three of us are looking at eachother "Do you know her"? "No"...."do you"?...Due to popular consensus we were in agreement of not knowing who this gal was......

Uh oh....here she comes.....she has a manilla envelope in her hand....approaches us like long lost friends....Look at what my sister sent me from Canada...."ok"....we all say....not sure where this is going or what she wants to show us.....She pulls out a picture of Criss Angel...the illusionist I think it was in a refrigerator magnet frame anyhoo......she hands it to my friend.......And this where I usually want to kick my friend into shutting her yapper....."oh how cool"...."do you watch his show?"......crap....were screwed...being held hostage from a "loyal"..(loyal=Criss Angel fan...unbeknownst to me until Miss Wierdo told me)...then she pulls out a dolphin key chain (cause she collects dolphins) and a scrapbook her sister made for her to put her Criss Angel pictures in....to each whack job their own......anyhoo she's going on and on about how great this guy is,how sexy yada yada yada.....How she saw him in New York at the cement shoes cement factory something something......You know those bill boards that have a before and after picture and says meth kills?...Thats what this gal looked like....she was odd....So after all this bologna....I think we found the real reason for her new found friendship.....She asked my friends husband if he would carry her laundry in for her......He's helpfull and says no problem......phew finally Miss jabber jaw goes on her way....

He comes back outside.....we resume where we had left off before Miss Crackhead poster child interupted us......LOL....Now she's holding this guy hostage that was sitting on the bench minding his own business....next thing I see is she is handing him the contents of the envelope.....Good for him...poor sod....

Then shes in a panic....she can't find her wallet.....we were waiting for her to point fingers at my friends hubby....since he had helped her.....luckily she found it.....anyhoo....people are funny.....this gal had even said....see you later.....good grief....there might be a later?

We decided all this was Amazons womans fault.....that she must have some inborn ninny detector and makes us suffer through it.......this kind of thing happens more than it doesn't......I can only imagine what the next one will be..