I'm charging that possum rent
I just saw someone with the name possum. Reminded me of the morning I had the crap scared out of me by one.....I used to keep my cats food out on the deck....I had one that liked to be outside more then inside.....I open up the back door....heres a possum.....it's hissing at me and showing its teeth....good thing I had already gone to the bathroom or I would of soiled my underwear.....

Hissing, gnashing of teeth possums aren't to attractive first thing in the morning. I'm sure it was smaller than my cat....though then it looked to be the size of a cocker spaniel....was one fugly critter...After it waddled off.....I removed the possum attraction off of my deck....

My next door neighbor had the same problem with a raccoon....they had their dog's bowl outside on their patio....Rocky racoon was in fast food heaven......heres the scenario.....my neighbors are in their family room.....they see Rocky raccoon on the patio eating their dogs kibbles and bits.....they end up spooking Rocky with their curiosity.....needless to say Josh is naked (I can only imagine,haha) Pam his wife says he goes outside naked after the raccoon.....I don't know about anyone else....if I was a man, I don't think I'd go outside after an animal with sharp teeth and thumbs with my talleywhacker in plain sight.....I might be inclined to protect my "package" I might need it at another time....Anyhoo...Josh goes outside naked swinging in the breeze and the raccoon hisses at him.....Gets the crap scared out of him.....

Let this be a lesson to you.....
When faced with a wild animal with teeth and claws.....let them be....you could lose a limb or your bowels......for the love of God atleast make sure you have on underwear and clean underwear at that.

Posted by pitapie50 on 2008-05-02 09:36:25 | Rating: n/a | Views: 80


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Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-02 09:41:15
 
hahaha - this is sooo funny!
I remember being bitten on the finger when I fed a possum when I was a "youngin". Never forgave the species really!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 09:43:02
 
LOL... no underwear..I don't know if in all the excitement he forgot or thought he was Adam in the garden of eden.
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 09:50:02
 
Easy I can't even imagine being bitten by a possum, those suckers have some pointy teeth!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 09:50:48
 
bullseye...just remember when outside checking on noises to make sure your wearing undies!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 09:53:14
 
Luci, Pam and Josh were so cute. They were a young couple, we started out as neighbors and became friends. Josh did have a way with animals. My dog Sammy, I swear was in love with Josh. She would look at him with "gaga" eyes, and fawn all over him. I had never seen her do that with anyone else.
 
 

Posted by
necronomincon
on 2008-05-02 11:21:55
 
lol,i have a massive raccoon problem,they love digging threw my trash
 
 

Posted by
BootLady
on 2008-05-02 11:33:18
 
As with cats, racoons and possums make excellent speed bumps! Thanks for the laugh, Pita!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 11:34:39
 
LOL necro you poor thing. Those buggers can make a real mess. I wonder if the hot sauce trick would work on them? Try sprinkling some tabasco sauce on your trash. The raccoons might have an aversion to hot pepper sauce :)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-02 12:59:19
 
Bootlady that is an awesome suggestion,lol!
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2008-05-03 02:27:16
 
Oh Pita - you would make being eaten by a tiger sound funny - thank God they don't come to your back door!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-03 09:30:33
 
LOl thank you overthehillandfaraway:)
 
 


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