Thoughts.com Blogs - I'd rather stick a needle in my eye

Yesterday was my first day at the new job. Woke up to gray skies wind and rain. 4:45 am is just too early and quite a stupid time to get up in the morning, due to "the shower" situation in my building. Now Tim aka his Royal Hienieness wakes up at 5:00 to sit upon "his" thrown until he grows mold onto himself. We have two bathrooms, one is a full bath and the other a powder room. He could sit his butt upon the other thrown, but no, that could quite possibley make things a bit easier on me.

Heres the situation. You can have a pretty decent shower between midnight and 7:00 am between 7-9 you take your life into your hands. Seems like the whole building showers between those two hours. Here lies the problem. You lose water pressure, it will just trickle out. Being spit upon would be more of a downpour. You also cant control the temperature. You get hot and cold blasts, if your "good" neighbor flushes the toilet on you. Its great to be pissed off so early in the morning. It's also great to entertain muderess thoughts about your neighbors when you have just been scalded or frozen to death.

As I said my happy ass was up at 4:45 am so I could start my day without killing anyone other than Tim. I swear to God that man could sit on the thrown and read War and Peace until hell froze over. I bet he has wasted more of his time pooping then he has sleeping throughout his life.

I had to be to work by 9:00. Considering how far away it is my happy ass had to leave by 8:00. Wow I made it by 8:55. I almost drove past it, that would of sucked being my first day and all. Was a boring day, my buddy training me kept making mistakes, good grief I am so screwed. The trainer should atleast know how to use the equipment, right? I thought so too. Today I'm bringing a large bottle of ibuprofen, I'm going to need it.

Not much more to report other than when you've worked in one pool store you've basically have worked in them all. It's going to be a suckass summer. Thank God I get laid off in November. I might be bald by then, from pulling my hair out. This job is going to take a lot of drugs. I'm not explaining that sentence.

So today I'm kicking Johns ass and giving him tons of "dammit John's". And I think a tube of super glue to keep my eyes open.

Hope you all had a better Monday then I did. Keep on trucking. Don't pee in the pool. Don't give anyone the finger while driving. And for God sakes dont pick your nose, thats just gross.