Posted by
Meredith
on 2008-03-30 16:37:19 |
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| Love it! I read "Are you there God it's Me Margaret" by Judy Blume 100 times when I was a kid. Margaret, at 12 years old, would do exercises to make her boobs bigger and chant over and over again "I must. I must. I must increase my bust". I tried them as well but, nope, still a very small 34B on a good day. |
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Posted by
Ellie2008
on 2008-03-30 18:12:24 |
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| I always wanted long straight hair, I had curly hair that I actually attempted to iron back in the day! STILL have those split ends! Okay, I was always good in the boob department, was a 36B my entire life and now in the early days of menopause, I'm a 38D...not funny since I am 5' tall! Can I FedEx ya some??!! My back is killing me...my kids call me Dolly Parton and she finally had a breast reduction...nah, not going there, two C-sections is enough pain for a lifetime! Very funny post :-) |
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Posted by
brainstormer
on 2008-03-31 00:30:57 |
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HelO, DOLLY!:P
My goodness!:D
I just kept laughing as I was reading.
I needed a good laugh.
Of course, it is almost midnight, so:P
But, wow, that was quite the rollercoaster ride.
I've read a few posts on the matter before. I forget who did a really good one. But, the stories. I can picture it all. I admit at being a bit of a "boob fan" as well. But, to have mom renew dad's Playboy subscription every Christmas? That is the saddest thing I have read this week! Really pathetic:P Like shooting herself in the Vajayjay(as I choose to spell it:P).
And, why is it some people with certain names are just luckier than others? Like, compare any Jennifer to an Angie.
Jennifers always seem to either be a lil fuller up top or thicker around the middle in general while Angies seem to be a lil flat up top yet slim and trim. There are books that hint at the matter--one I have for example. I suppose now I will be staring at the BOOB TUBE til I fall asleep:P |
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Posted by
hairytoad2005
on 2008-03-31 02:41:06 |
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| Ahh, women are always criticizing their bodies. Actually guys do too but they don't want to admit as easily. Anyways, breasts are nice whether they're small or big. I know one woman I worked with complained to me that she was upset because other coworkers had bigger breasts than her but yet I dated a woman once who complained that hers were too large and giving her back problems. So, I guess you can't win either way. |
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Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2008-03-31 05:02:16 |
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| What a good laugh.... What I can't understand is: If you are boobless, how come they turn into flaps? That doesn't make any sense to me. Those with big breasts tend to have flappies that run down to the tummy to follow the law of gravity.... LOL |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 06:41:33 |
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| LOL....Meredith....I tried those as well,lol.I can remember my girlfriends and I doing those exercises and laughing the whole time.My daughter was lucky enough to grow a set...she must have gotten it from her Fathers side of the family. |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 06:44:05 |
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| LOL...Ellie...yes...please Fed Ex to....Too funny...All I had ever asked for was long legs and boobs..I'd like to experience big boobs for 1 day.With my flaps just call me "Bat Woman". |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 06:46:02 |
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| brainstormer...I have been a boob fan my whole life as well.I think they are great!Too bad just adding water doesn't cause growth..I'm glad you got a laugh...Thank you for stopping by. |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 06:48:51 |
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| Toad...I had a friend in high school that was so large "brained" that she had ridges in her shoulders from the weight of her boobs...She always hated that her boobs were the first thing people noticed on her.I would of been happy to have an 1/8 of what she had,lol. |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 06:51:27 |
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| Gwatlan...the booby fairy giveth and taketh away...lol....After the expansion of my boobs there was the deflation...and those puppies though small pointed south..theres not enough to roll,lol...it makes me a little depressed and well laugh that 2 things so small have sagged like they do. |
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Posted by
shemelts
on 2008-03-31 08:49:47 |
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| Well pitapie, I agree that booblessness can cause great distress. I have barely b's after losing weight. They were a nice c while I was overweight. For everything you gain, you lose something the saying goes. Oh well! I would absolutely have a boob job if I could afford it right now. Not afraid of the pain at all. Alas, just have to keep doing chest excercises(chest presses with weights, it works to build the muscle under the breast) to keep mine looking northward. No sagging please! YUCK! |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 09:21:50 |
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| Lmao Luci....see what you started? I have seen those adhesive cups at department stores for strapless dresses...and I thought why couldn't they make press on boobs?Crap!..I should copy write that.I could end up like the lady that developed spanxs...she is my hero! |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-03-31 09:23:27 |
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| Shemelts I wish you luck in the no sagging department...my next goal is to be on the cover of National Geographics... |
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Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-03-31 21:35:10 |
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| i've been losing weight and have already lost a bra size. i better save the bras and have them mounted on my walls or something. i'll label them "those were the days". i'm back to a 36b and i haven't seen that in a long time. |
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Posted by
brainstormer
on 2008-03-31 23:45:25 |
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Hmm, building muscle/tone underneath to keep them erect...what a concept:)
No boob jobs! No fakies!
I was greatly depressed when a beautiful young woman I got to know who had amazing cleavage decided to get a reduction by at least a size. She had a beautiful figure and was way too self-conscious about looking fat.
Thinking about the flaps...I picture hot water bottles like camel humps:P You could carry water in them for a long journey:D Just need to find an island doctor that can do for boobs what they do for those lip discs:P |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-01 06:38:30 |
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| Lastblast....too funny...have them mounted on your wall....too funny....LMAO! |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-01 06:40:30 |
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| brainstormer....thats just wrong but too funny....hot water bottles,camel humps...thats a funny visual...OMG..Boob discs! LMAO! |
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Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-04-01 09:51:16 |
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| Oh pitapie, boobless and mentalpausal,,,dangerous concept....I am getting close to the MENTAL part in life....SO far the boobs are still there, thank God for the 'WONDER WHERE MY BOOBS ARE TODAY" bras...... |
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Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-01 09:55:57 |
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| Hollis....Lmao!...I remember seeing bras that had bladders you filled with water...gives a whole new meaning to spring a leak...I did wonder if they made sloshing noises...thank goodness for foam! |
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