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Continuing saga from Lady you have poop in your shoes.Shes gone from poop in her shoes to cheating.

Not only did Betty have problems with her bowels in public she also was a cheater.Not a cheater as in she cheated on her husband.She cheated playing games.Did not matter what the game was she cheated.

Yahtzee good lord,after a game of yahtzee with that woman you felt like bashing yourself in the head.Atleast I did.She would fiddle fart around with the dice."That was a 6 was'nt it?"No Betty you've farted around with that one dice so long that i have grown moss on my eyes I can no longer see.This is how the whole game would go.She also would forget she had already had her third roll.

Boggle,I detest this game.It was fine until I played it with the big cheater.She would take words that she wouldnt allow me to use.Hate the boggle.

The four of us used to play cards on Sundays after diiner.The name of the card game escapes me,I'm sure it will come to me tonight just as I'm asleep.AHA! It just came to me,pitch.Pitch was the card game.My Father in law and I would be partners and Betty and my husband would partner up.Now these two,would talk across the table.Trying to use hand and eye signs,ridiculous.It never worked for them and its not like there was a big prize to be had.She was cheating and so was her son.Big cheaters.

My Mom had invited Betty to my Sister in laws baby shower.I living 3 states away opted out.I did get the 411 on Betty.Yes,she even cheated with the baby shower games.I said to my Mom you shouldnt be surprized,you know she cheats.Moms says "I know,but I didnt think she'd cheat over shower games".Come to think of it I think she even cheated at Mickey Mouse yahtzee with the kids.

I forgave her.She made really good cookies.She was a cheater that made great cookies.Miss you girl.