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   pitapie50's Blogs in May 2009
Step over the puddle, stupid
I haven't been home much lately. I'm not too sure if this is a good or bad thing. Seems we have a phantom pisser in my building. I'm sure your asking yourself "Hmm, she hasn't been home in awhile, How on earth could she know of things, such as the phantom pisser?" I'll be happy to......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-04 21:26:36 |  Rating: | Views: 72 | Comments: 8 | Tags: phantom urinator  seriously ticked of neighbor 
To whom it may concern
In light of the phantom pisser....there are a few more hoodlums in the mix. I was unable to see what else had played out after the posting of the notes aka war of words in the elevator. I was hoping for a duel or a show of brotherly love. Shake hands, go have a few beers and end the stupidity.......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-07 18:38:05 |  Rating: | Views: 61 | Comments: 4 | Tags: life is so uncertain  please make it a cheeseburger 
Conception of time has no meaning to some
We had almost made it out of work on time. Yesterday being Mother's day. Tim and I had been invited to AW's Grandmother's house for a cook out. The first of the idiot calls comes in 15 minutes before we close. "Hey! It's so and so I'll be there in 10 minutes!" Sure you will.......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-11 10:03:47 |  Rating: | Views: 35 | Comments: 6 | Tags: time wasters  special people  
Another smack down list
Something borrowed, something blue. In all honesty I am being a noodge. Many things that need to be done. And no fortitude to go along with it. 1. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? laundry, shopping and a much needed manicure. 2. Honestly, what colour is your underwear?......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-11 10:52:31 |  Rating: | Views: 39 | Comments: 3 | Tags: please sir may i have another 
Hormone replacement or cement shoes?
I made my weekly pilgrimage to Targe' lastnight. This may be the last time I go for awhile. There or anywhere. I'm really getting sick of my fellow men. The public is getting on my last nerve. My hyper-sensitive hormones have gone into overdrive. I want off of the drivers seat. I know what my......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-12 09:08:46 |  Rating: | Views: 44 | Comments: 5 | Tags: whatever floats your boat 
Just when you think its safe to go back in the wat
I knew it had to happen eventually. I need to find some new friends. As usual I am screwed right up the big wazoo. Excuse me a moment while I have myself a big fucking pout fest. If you are sorry enough to read this. Burn out your retinas now. I repeat. Burn-out-your-retinas-now! You have been......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-19 20:21:08 |  Rating: | Views: 54 | Comments: 10 | Tags: Life gives you one more kick in the face 
Heavy lifting
Just the thought of washing my mouth out with soap gives me the shivers. And, to add insult to injury. I'm just too plain tired to spew forth colorful metaphors. I'm sure by Tuesday, my potty mouth will be back in business. Memorial weekend is the kickoff of camping season. And the......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-22 22:48:16 |  Rating: | Views: 44 | Comments: 4 | Tags: you can't do that 
In memory of Glen and Mary
In memory of Norman Glen Gage from Pampa, Texas and his daughter Mary, my friend. Sadly we lost Glen in Viet Nam and Mary in 2002. I miss you kiddo. ...Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-25 18:13:18 |  Rating: | Views: 27 | Comments: 0 | Tags: In memory of Glen and Mary 
Ansel Adams exploded in my living room
After two weeks I finally get a day to decompress. Decompress, I like that word and what it entails- the act of reducing something unpleasant. No work today. No AW. Nothing but peace and quiet and the ever present annoyance of laundry. I can live with that. I'd rather look at clean laundry......Read More
Posted on: 2009-05-28 09:41:41 |  Rating: | Views: 65 | Comments: 8 | Tags: whatever happened to a coke and a smile 

                 
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