My friend the Amazon woman has a goofy neighbor.This woman can be very sweet and kind on some days.....other days....she turns into twisted sister.She is one goofy broad....I have met a lot of... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-01 08:25:00
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Another Twisted Sister story......My friend the Amazon woman was over at TS's house putting together a kitchen table for TS.....Just a side thought...she has no problem drinking til she becomes... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-01 09:30:00
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I get these random thoughts....haven't a clue where they come from....stupid little things from my past...no significance really......maybe its due to mental pause or hair bleach? Maybe I was... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-01 11:00:00
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Seems like I have more to say about the old bag aka Mrs. France my 3rd grade teacher...... There were some colorful kids in my class and a lot of yackers....I was one of the... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-01 11:35:00
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Being this is April fools day.....this is not an April fools joke.....but a joke on an anal co worker.... He will be refered to as the "pen nazi " shortened to pn.....He was one of... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-01 12:55:00
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I dislike sales....not clearance sales......selling crap.....I could possibly be the worst sales person on the face of the planet......maybe not that bad.....I'll say the worst sales person in... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-02 09:30:00
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Table butt...wasn't her name....she had a table butt...I will most likely be paid back for saying this....I will probably wake up tomorrow morning with a table butt bigger than hers....I'll take... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-02 10:30:00
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I was just reading the national news and came upon....3rd graders plotted teacher attack.....caught my attention.....considering I spent the better part of yesterday complaining of my 3rd grade... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-02 14:45:00
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Went to see Roger Waters last summer....was a big deal to my better half....interesting mix of people. The two guys sitting behind us we dubbed "the old school guys".....Those two were... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-03 09:35:34
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Ok, we have discussed boobage,hienies, with the help of Miss Ellie:)......Time for the unwanted body hair subject.....Gross for some....fascinating for others......and some us are stuck right dab... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-03 15:44:04
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Always look on the bright side of life  words and music by Eric Idle Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-04 11:38:55
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Stripper names....is todays subject.......I know, I know..... I'm telling it anyway! At work one day we get on the subject of stripper names....The discussion had started about a stripper... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-04 13:59:00
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My big adventure out this weekend was Targe'.....Saturday afternoon, not a good time to go... I needed Otis's medicine....he still had 6 doses I could of waited...then again I was on the prowl... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-07 09:35:28
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Do you have things that you miss? Like a comfy pair of jeans that were so worn they hung on by a thread? A perfume that has gone out of print? A candy bar that you loved until the candy makers... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-07 11:00:01
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I don't know if I've blogged about this before....if I have I'll chalk it up as a brain fart...besides I'm not scrolling back for all the tea in china..... One of my not so pleasant... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-07 13:22:37
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Growing up in Phoenix...we had desert parties....also called keggars.....there would usually be a band...our local teenage band was Helms Deep my friends brother played guitar for them....he was... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-07 14:02:10
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When I was a kid I had many jobs......not as in jobs for payment.....at times I was a gopher and other times babysitter......my favorite was being on lookout!..... We had an elderly... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-08 08:44:17
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To each their own....I try to believe this....most times I fail miserably.....Somethings make great tales....and yet you have folk's that will spend their lifetime pursuing whatever tale it is... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-08 10:27:42
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I had always thought my kids were pretty good....a little mischievous....but not rotten....You know all the bad things you did as a kid?.........the ones you didn't get caught for?......the ones... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-08 15:03:08
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Just funny things people say.....sometimes things just fly out of mouths.....by then its too late...just go with the flow.... My Mother,Grandmother and I are in the car....grandma is going... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-09 08:15:15
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I was talking to the Amazon women yesterday...my friend and former boss...she had her first fight with her new DM.....She doesn't care who you are if you come at her with both barrels blazing and... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-09 12:30:17
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I made tacos lastnight for dinner.....it brought back memories of my grandma.....For a woman that raised five kids.....she was a lousy cook.....no wonder why my Dad became such a good cook...if... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-10 08:18:28
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My undies are in a bunch....today were expected to be in the mid 70's....windows are open to air out the apartment.......I have found that noise in general.....attacks my spine and just plain... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-10 10:03:22
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Now that I live on the east coast I pay close attention to how things are pronounced.... My friends from philly say "wadder"....water to some.....water ice is big over here....you... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-10 11:51:01
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Well I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing....I have mentioned my neighbor before...her health is bad....lots of problems.....shes been on pain meds for years....unfortunately she is addicted... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-11 08:12:22
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The past eight years have been a learning experience and an eye opener for me.....Jarred out of my comfort zone even though it was more of a "dysfunction junction"......Even though my... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-11 11:24:16
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Here's another one I'm not sure I've blogged about....if I have and you've read it....I'll apologize now.....I again don't feel like scrolling back.......anyhoo...since its Friday and some of... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-11 14:10:34
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I met up with the Amazon woman on Saturday....we did mundane things such as laundry. Well she was doing laundry, I was there for emotional support.....Laundry bites and is never done...so I... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-14 09:03:18
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Have you ever had someone come up to you and start talking to you like they know you?  Had this happen saturday at the laundromat of all places....I'm outside with the Amazon woman and her... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-14 13:11:42
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When my kids were small they were enthralled  with "shark week" on the discovery channel. My son in particular.....he would get so excited when the first commercials came... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-15 09:38:22
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Good grief....I feel like Pita the princess of poop this morning.....I spent yesterday afternoon helping my friend the Amazon woman at her job.....she was expecting a truck and lo and behold her... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-16 07:58:06
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Tims Mother called me lastnight...I was taken a bit off guard....she normally calls on Sunday's to catch up on the weeks events....Last time she had called me during the week....she was... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-16 09:04:18
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I'm a little disturbed....Nevyas eye institute has a post on here of all places. Thats where I went to get checked for glaucoma.....posting on a blog sight....good grief....I feel a phone call... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-16 10:22:06
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I have decided I'm about as romantic as a wet sock.....I just don't have it in me....I don't get excited over beefy muscular men.....my girlfriends do.....and more power to them.....I just don't... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-17 09:21:43
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On a serious note....about my not so nice friend menopause...I know its just a fact of my life....and the earliness of it was brought on by a decision I had made....no regrets at all....though I... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-17 11:22:00
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I thought I'd post these song lyrics to go along with a post this morning where were you on 911. I just happened to be listening to Patty Griffin today...went to her web site and what was written... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-18 15:46:19
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Putting in my first garden I learned some valuable lessons.....I tilled my soil....added fish parts....ok fish entrails.....gross I know......it's good for the soil....I became an avid reader of... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-21 08:29:50
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I shouldn't be allowed to drive....I can't believe they were silly enough to give me a license.....I have a horrible sense of direction...let me rephrase that....I have no sense of direction,... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-22 08:35:39
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Good grief this has been a funky week. In all honesty a funky week and a half...There's something in the air.....I can't put my finger on it.....feels hazy and half baked if that makes any... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-24 07:49:45
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Just a little public shout out for two of our fellow thoughts kids.....EasyToSay and Bullseye :) May the road be short, may your love continue to grow and may your plans come to fruition... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-25 08:35:54
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Ok kids have a great weekend play nice.....I'm considering changing my name to nurse Ratchett. Pita's taxi service is now ready for fares....I foresee  a trip to the liquor store.....I'm... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-25 10:24:44
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Friday afternoon I picked up Amazon woman and brought her to my place so she could get some rest. Pretty sad that a person can't stay in their own home to recharge their life. Made her... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-28 07:37:26
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I'm seriously considering getting rid of Amazons leech of a boyfriend...Not that I want to end his life, just get him out of hers...I know, I know...it's none of my business. If she wants to be... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-28 08:15:11
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Amazon woman was discharged from the hospital yesterday. Hopefully she will begin to improve. I've done some reading in regards to her pseudo tumor, apparently the hospital did all they could do.... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-29 09:26:48
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I have decided today is going to be a wickedly awesome day. Laundry will be wicked awesome. Cleaning the bathrooms will be wicked awesome. Even cleaning the cat box will be wocked awesome. It's... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-29 10:06:43
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You know when you know better, that you just shouldn't do it? I'm smack dab in the middle of one of those right now.....I have been helping my neighbor and spending much more time over there than... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-04-30 12:35:07
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