After 3 1/2 hours of tourture,I remembered why I paid through the nose to get my highlights done.I discovered that I am not a contortionist so Cirque Du Soleil forget the resume I sent you.Maybe... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-02 21:10:43
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Day 3 of Tims illness.I suppose it was his turn.It's been going around his work.Kind of funny considering he works for a pharmecutical company.Last fall they sent him a box of Tamiflu (all... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-03 10:04:20
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When I turned 19 my best friend took me to Cheeks.Cheeks was a male strip joint,only open for women.The rules were if you were a man you had to come in a tux and had to pay a $50.00 cover charge.... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-03 10:34:18
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Sometimes ladies we need a reminder.Reading Ellie's blog what color is your passion is what inspired this cut and paste.Enjoy ladies :)   PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-04 00:01:14
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Day 4 and Tim sounds like hes having a snot festival in his head.I caught his germs,damn germs.I made a bet with myself which lung I would cough up first.I think its going to be the right lung it... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-04 09:27:41
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Good morning,afternoon or evening.Weather here was windy,rainy and a bit of thunder and lightening through the night.Happily, no blown over trees or flooding in my neck of the woods.I think I did... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-05 10:58:31
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Since the snot monster inside my chest wont let me rest and I have home in my head I'm going to ramble on about the valley of the sun, Phoenix. I spent from the age of three to twenty five... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-05 13:16:41
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Blowing my nose is for the birds.I cant possibly blow it again.Puffs.....should be more like pffts.I guess its better than the non aloe treated sand paper.My nose has had enough.Its now covered... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-06 13:35:22
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I answered a thread today about beliefs in after life...if you have any.I figure with all the b.s. I have put up with in my life(ok,we all have)I think I will make great fertilizer.If Im taking... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-07 13:32:08
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Was a blustery day on Pooh corner.The winds whipped and whirled and almost sucked Otis out the window.Ok...I made that part up.It was windy,just no cat suckage out the window.Otis helped me... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-09 00:33:33
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Go ahead pull my finger...my Dad loved that line.You never wanted to pull his finger his noxious fumes were like slow death.You could feel your nose hairs falling out...your eyes would water,you... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-09 01:39:17
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Just when you think its ok to go back into the water there always has to be one shark that thinks you might be a good snack.This is in reference to rude people.I keep forgetting how... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-10 07:52:14
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Some random wonderings brought on by a discussion with my better half.Filled with a lot of why are we so dumb? Since when has it been important to have celebrity mishaps on the news?Do we... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-10 10:00:55
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Im not sure if I am ready to move on from poop and fart posts.I've about beat the marriage horse to death.I have been trying to think of nice things to say about my Grandmother aka old bag.I... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-10 11:43:20
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When my daughter was an infant my husband and I were the only one out of our circle of friends that had our own home.We became a storage unit for some and a dumping ground for unwanted pets.Such... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-10 12:23:26
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I was all set tonight for my Oprah soiree she locked the door on me.Lastweek the video froze after 20 minutes.No worries, I can watch it tomorrow.Disappointing but not the end of the world.... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-10 23:50:08
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Were going to Pittsburgh for the Easter holiday.I am a C&E girl when it comes to church.I go at Christmas and Easter not kicking and screaming mind you.My better halfs Mother is of the... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-12 08:05:21
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Being a Mom sometimes you get rooked into things you really dont want to do.I was a brownie and girlscout leader that kept me busy enough along with two full time jobs away from home work and... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-12 14:12:20
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For the sake of argument I am just going to refer to B as my sister in law,less confusing I hope.As she is married into the family and I have not.This is a long one.Good grief is this a long one.... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-13 09:04:13
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Things you shouldn't laugh at you know its not nice and you just cant seem to stop yourself. The family and I had decided to spend the day in Seattle.If you live in that area you already... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-14 12:14:44
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My son had flushed a block down the toilet,he was maybe 18 months old.We had to remove the toilet.Our hands were much to large to fit in the hole to remove the obstruction.It took bribing my 3... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-17 10:04:53
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I had another kitchen mishap lastnight.Chicken satay.....I renamed it peanut butter chicken.It just needed to be plopped onto bread and slathered with jelly.It was God awful.Sometimes you can... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-18 07:24:32
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As usual I answered a post in the forums and I needed to get additional cobwebs out from my mind. It had to do with if money were no option what would you give to someone.I had just watched a... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-18 08:56:44
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Molemans real name is Morris he recieved his nick name for the way that he lived... Morris worked with my husband thats how I came to know him.He had 10 acres on Harstine Island 5 acres on... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-18 12:28:37
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This post comes with a disclaimer.It has to do with poop.I can't be held responsible if you are grossed out.Read at your own risk. I had written in an earlier post about my then Mother in... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-20 10:37:44
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About 4 years ago we started what we call the "ugly gift".Since we are all grown and there were no small children at the time,we agreed to simplify Christmas gift giving.For me it's... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-20 13:05:52
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Tomorrow morning we leave for Pittsburgh to spend the Easter holiday with Tims family.We will have our cat Otis in tow,I hope Otis is a better passenger this time around.It's a 5 hour car ride... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-21 09:36:16
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The Easter trip went well.Otis hardly made a peep on the way to Pittsburgh.Coming home he was a little vocal.It seemed when ever we climbed in altitude he would meow.We are not sure,we think he... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-25 07:29:11
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Instead of doing the things I should be this morning,I'm farting around.Sad to report not just by playing on the "puter" I am a real gas factory this morning.Can I blame it on the car... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-25 10:15:17
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 After my divorce my first job was for a credit card company.I called it disfunction junction.Was a terrible job though my co workers were awesome.Being a consumer and having had my own... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-26 08:15:20
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My friend Rocio and I had started out as co workers and became fast friends.She's an awesome woman that hails from a violent past.Rocio is mexican though most people think she's Philippine.Her... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-26 10:26:56
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While working at disfunction junction Rocio(co worker and friend) buys her first home.It's a new house  she got to pick out tile,paint and carpet colors.Pretty impressive being 28 single and... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-26 11:56:50
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Having learned the hard way I am not a good drinker leads me back to Cinco De Mayo 2001. As I am not the brightest bulb at times when I do stupid I do it well.For awhile stupidity became a... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-26 13:41:29
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I was working as a manager for a pool and patio store here on the east coast.My boss/friend had been hurt on the job and out on dissability for a few months.I was put in charge "head... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-27 07:39:10
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Although my former employer stunk like rotten cheese,and although I had never worked as hard physically for any employer up that point...I had so much fun.Even through all the blood,sweat and... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-27 09:30:55
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Not only were we a pool and patio emporium,we also sold Christmas trees,decorations,pool tables,game room furniture and the assorted crap that goes along with it. Detested the pool and patio... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-27 10:46:28
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I spent yesterday afternoon shopping and catching up with one of my "bestest" friends.My friend the Amazon woman.When we had worked together we got on a daily basis "I talked to... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-28 10:39:12
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A little disclaimer you're going to be reading some colorful words.Most likely a few "F" bombs.I realise that is offensive to some.Since I am the story teller I have got to keep it as... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-29 07:45:00
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Dealing with people that can't make up their minds....That includes me. I'd like to blame it on having a "blond moment"....I cant...sometimes....I'm....wishy washy..Though I like it... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-30 07:20:00
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I have held myself off from this subject....I can no longer....it's about boobs....I'm following LuckyLuci's lead.....Well....Luci's is about having boobage.....mine is more for the... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-30 10:25:00
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Since the age of 38 I'm convinced im diverting back to the age of 12....12 was a great age....me and my friends would go off on these great bike adventures.....would be gone all... Read More
Posted by: pitapie50 on 2008-03-30 10:59:00
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