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Bringing home a one night stand
My neighbor picked up a man yesterday from the hospital. I believe shes given up bars and grocery stores, her computer is on the fritz so no internet dating for her...

She is my "itis' neighbor, has more itises than you can shake a stick at. She had an appointment with her Rhem Dr yesterday. I'm thinking the appointment went well seeing she brought home a man just discharged from the hospital. Just cracks me up,lol.

She called me early this morning and told me what she did. I'm cracking up, so is she. She says hes out getting coffee and for me to call her at 10 so she can get rid of him. This feels so high school...I love it! I called her a bit ago...snicker, snicker....This is what shes saying on her end while I'm laughing on mine. 'Ok, I'll jump in the shower. It wont take me long. I promise to be ready asap, so we can get these things done". I almost believed her,lol....

So anyhoo I'm waiting to hear the out come. She did mention he had stiches down his back, good lord I can only imagine...

Posted by pitapie50 on 2008-05-09 10:12:25 | Rating: | Views: 85


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Posted by
tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-05-09 10:20:20
 
I think I'm going to try that!!!! "......really? You just had a kidney removed? wow! anyway, I got tickets to this thing tonight..." I bet it would work!!;)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-09 10:22:40
 
LOL Tony knock yourself out. This neighbor of mine is a trip. I never would of thought the hospital as a pick up bar,lol.
 
 

Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2008-05-09 10:48:36
 
Ouch...Ouch, fresh stiches down his back???? That is scary....

 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-09 11:02:57
 
Gwatlan thats what she said. I can only imagine.
 
 

Posted by
luckyluci
on 2008-05-09 11:09:35
 
LOL!! That is great! :)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-09 11:11:52
 
LOL Luci...I can just imagine. She has been separated from her 3rd husband for 2 years and he lives in the next building.
 
 

Posted by
overthehillandfaraway
on 2008-05-09 12:28:34
 
Oh my word Pita - she couldn't have, not with a man just out of surgery, I mean it's not possible......is it?
 
 

Posted by
missmarie
on 2008-05-09 15:06:50
 
ha ha thats so funny, i bet she keeps you entertained for hours x
 
 

Posted by
Ellie2008
on 2008-05-10 10:52:14
 
Well, I never thought of the hospital as a pick-up place! "Hey, wanna share some of these percocets tonight over red wine and dinner?!" Hilarious, as always, pita! XXX
 
 

Posted by
Meredith
on 2008-05-10 15:32:06
 
I've heard the grocery store, the laundramat the subway and the ever popular bar, but never a hospital. That's priceless.
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-10 20:43:49
 
So I know you are supposed to put a banana in your trolley front bit if you are single at the grocery store, what do you do at the hospital?? Is it a band aid on a particular finger??
 
 

Posted by
Long
on 2008-05-11 06:50:44
 
E2S I think if I put my banana in the frot part of the trolly I'd get escorted out by security :)

not to mention that sounds rather uncompfortable.
 
 


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