Thoughts.com Blogs - A wiener dog story

After griping about my cat.It got me to thinking about my folks dog.Hes a wiener dog ok dachshund(i prefer wiener dog)Bo is his name,hes also known by some others.Bo didley dick in dirt,mushroom nuts,little bastard.I can see where I get my charming vocabulary,lol.

Bo orginally belonged to my brother.He had at the time just gotten married,and moved to an apartment that didnt accept pets.So the folks took him in.

Dont get in a snit with the next line please to some this word is'nt a laughing matter.My Mother called Bo an abortion that lived.Phew!I said it(im waiting for lightening to hit me)You would only have to look at Bo and that sentence would make sense to you.Poor Bo was a victim of bad breeding.He looks like a cross between one of those "pull along" slinky dogs and Wiley coyote.His name fits him.His back is bowed,he has a severe over bite,and well im just gonna come out and say it.The biggest nuts on a little dog I've ever seen.It's pretty bad,those puppies are calloused.The poor dog cant help it.I havent a clue why my folks havent had him neutered.I suppose it may be because of his nick names.I guess they could say Bo diddlyless dick in the dirt or post mushroom nuts.

Growing up our pets had some strange names.We had a few Olies,a Mootz,Noogie and Fritzie,Sam Jaws,Starsky and Hutch,Digit,Herman,another Herman but with more pizzaz Herman Joseph Coors.I think that was the beer my Dad was drinking at the time.

Whats in a nickname anyway?My Dad has called me booger since I was a baby,whether I like it or not I'm stuck with it.My cb handle in the 70's was "the big booger".And every birthday cake always said "happy birthday boog or booger".I suppose this is the legacy I leave my kids.Kids your Mother is a booger.