So, as mentioned in a previous post, I have an annoying neighbor with a very active sex life, who's bedroom is above mine, and who's sexual escapades often wake me due to the noise! Just now, I was sitting here, watching a lovely organic chemistry lecture (I don't know how I pull myself away from such exciting things!), when I heard a girl talking VERY loudly into her cell phone in my hallway.
"Oh man, I was so drunk I don't even remember. Well, we sort of had a threesome, but not really, because I didn't have SEX with the other guy. Does that count? No, never with two guys before!"
My poor innocent ears! I then heard her go up the stairs, open the door above mine, followed by a nice big flop on that squeaky bed. It is indeed my randy upstairs noise-maker. There goes my hope that her and her boyfriend just get it on very often. Apparently there are many men, and women... I need to invest in some high quality ear plugs!
How do people like that exist!? Or am I just too much of a prude to see that this is "normal" at university?