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 Enemies...
Enlight of my new found positive attitude, I felt this about sums up my life's goal...  to be THIS woman....


Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'
    Posted by otherwoman on 2009-04-01 13:55:46 | Rating: | Views: 76
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LOLOL love it
Posted by  TheAlreadyJaded  on 2009-04-01 13:58:14 
  
HaHaHaHa! That's good.
Posted by  bullseye  on 2009-04-01 14:00:31 
  
That made me lol. Thanks for the comment! Don't you dare tell minime to fuck it out of her system! She's supposed to be better than that!

Posted by  theboydiaries  on 2009-04-01 14:03:17 
  
That is fucking funny. That is how I will be when I'm old. God bless Miss Joyce. LOL
Posted by  therantingsofme10  on 2009-04-01 14:03:46 
  
the boy diaries: I would NEVER tell that to minime. which is why I told it to Miss Butterfly! :) I pray daily minime turns out better than me.
Posted by  otherwoman  on 2009-04-01 14:06:10 
  
I just confused the living shit out of myself. Happens all the time. I'd dye my hair blonde but that's giving in to the disease.

Caught me!

...on ACCIDENT...
Posted by  19butterfly91  on 2009-04-01 14:07:28 
  
I love the last sentence heaps. It's really funny. HaHa.
Posted by  32xpress4life2short  on 2009-04-02 01:11:02 
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