Thoughts.com Blogs - Letter To Wal-Mart

Hello Sam and Yes it is me again
I stuck that thing where it should not have been
Do you think you could warranty it one more time
And according to the police here it is not a crime

I know that is not what the device is made for
But I saw it's potential to be so much more
Anyone can use it for which it was made
And I would gladly pay extra if there's an upgrade

And I am not asking for help with the hospital bill
And Yes I know I am testing you on your goodwill
But it was working just fine before the mishap
I now know the amount of pressure coming from the tap

But I will be out of the hospital in a week or two
And I will be ready to go again but it is all up to you
It will give new meaning to the Good Sam Club
And I will pass on the shower and maybe try in the tub

And this time I will install a gauge to monitor the flow
I think that's where I went wrong I want you to know
But for 37 seconds I was literally out of my head
And it was well worth the two weeks spent in this bed

Yes I got your letter stating counseling is what I need
But if perfected and marketed it will help satisfy your greed
So just give me the damn thing and let me try again
And I will take your advice and install a safety pin

The possibilities are endless as for it's uses
I am not blaming anyone or making excuses
The rest of you may wonder what I am talking about
All I am trying to do is clean this damn grout