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Came to me with a look in her eye
Stepped on my one toe and made me cry
Stubbed it again on the way to the bed
When did they start making posts of lead
The throbbing Big Toe I could not ignore
Until I smashed my hand shutting the door
Be cool Onetoe don't blow your chance
And then the mishap with the zippered pants
Hopping on one foot trying not to fall
Slammed my Head into the Friggin wall
Stumbled backwards trying to keep my cool
Smashed Hand ,Smashed toe and an injured Tool
And now my bleeding skull is aching so
I literally hurt from my head to my toe
Tonight was to be a night not to forget
It is now becoming one I am sure to regret
She is looking at me with a frown on her face
And I am looking at my toe in total disgrace
Oh Lord , Please just let something go right
Shocked the crap outta myself turning off the light
And now my heart is racing and not from desire
I am all excited , cause my hair is on fire
My heads in the toilet and my butts in the air
If she were to flush it now, I just wouldn't care
She tried not to laugh, but I looked a sight
With a wet bald head and leaning to the right
Can we save this magic night for another day ?
I think need to get to the Hospital right away
Stitches, bandages and a shot for the pain
What the hell keeps me from going insane
I guess it is the thought of a perfect night
But when have I had one that ever went right
Drop Me A Line, Maybe we can get one Right
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Posted by onetoejeff on 2008-02-20 08:38:49 | Rating: | Views: 101
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