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2008-06-17 07:06:58
onetoejeff
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96289
2008-05-13 08:20:05
I hear tell of a new kind of math
Really not sure how it is done
I did find after years of learning
That two plus two equealed one
It seems that hers is hers only her's
Carried most of mine to her column to
I have never seen this kind of division
And the subtraction was something new
Now I know that I wasn't the smartest kid
Never really felt the need to lift a book
But tonight I think I am off to the library
I think I may have to take another look
For richer or poorer I remember the vow
But I figure I must have read them wrong
Did not know I would be poorer to her richer
I think she hood winked me with our song
Sonny and Cher are singing I got you babe
While a new equation forms in her head
And not once did I see her do calculations
But I only own fourteen percent of the bed
No wonder the economy is so screwed up
They are they using this times table as well
Wonder how deep she's got her hands there
But when her party takes over that just may tell
I remember when zero was called the ought
And I learned how to use an abacus in school
Should I have known it would get so complicated
Should I tell her my calculator Say's I am a fool
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75979
2008-03-17 08:29:57
Just into eighteen and so much yet to learn
She hasn't a bridge she will someday burn
Yet she thinks she has the world by the horn
But that will all change when the baby is born
No more staying up till all hours of the night
At least not for pleasure, She will say it ain't right
As you enter the wonderful world of motherhood
You will learn to take the bad along with the good
The crying, the wetness, The goo in your hair
Don't bother looking nice if you are going somewhere
Twenty minutes into the trip you will look a sight
Yeah welcome to Mother hood you know it ain't right
But there will be a few quiet times you will find
To energize your body and to clear your mind
But don't take them for granted they don't last long
But only in a Mothers Heart will you hear a song
A child within a child is what I do see
But I could be wrong that is just me
I hope you show us you can do what you need
From a Father to Daughter I send this to read
Just a thought I had..Don't read into it I have just seen to many showd about Babies having Babies. I am way to old. I have Grand Children who are 15 and 12.. Snip Snip.. Sorry had to throw some Humor in there. Can't help it.. I really Can't.. DIET PEPSI.. I love ya... You can be a Pepsi too. Wait that's Dr. Pepper.. Hmm ??? What do I know? Silly Old Man..Say Hello Toe...Fine Don't.. He is being an Ass.. I think he gets it from me.. Says he is tired of being looked down to. I threatened him with Absorbine Jr. He is pretty mellow now. OK all done. Nite
© jdd 2008
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2008-03-15 22:47:32
I need to get to the hardware store right away
I have a problem And I would rather not say
The carpet is wet and the boards are a creak'in
I remember the last time my Ball "n" Cock was a leak'in
You have all heard the sound in the middle of the night
The intermittent flushing you know is not right
And you think the quick fix is to jiggle that handle
But you soon learn quickly it is the cause of the dangle
You open the lid dreading what you know you have to do
But you know if it is not done, it soon will calling to you
The thought of the damp, dark and musky smell has me freaki'n
Yeah I remember the last time my Ball "n" Cock was a leak'in
And the sad thing is that for bathrooms yes I do have two
And I know before long again the nightmare I will go through
So in the middle of the night if you imagine a wild man shreak'in
Go back to bed it just means my Ball "n" Cock is a leak'in
The older I get the more this all becomes a running game
To the hardware store and back again it always ends the same
But older means deafer and now I wait for it to start a stink'in
OH, and now I change my sheets as well my Ball "n" Cock is leak'in
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75512
2008-03-15 19:40:57
Hello Sam and Yes it is me again
I stuck that thing where it should not have been
Do you think you could warranty it one more time
And according to the police here it is not a crime
I know that is not what the device is made for
But I saw it's potential to be so much more
Anyone can use it for which it was made
And I would gladly pay extra if there's an upgrade
And I am not asking for help with the hospital bill
And Yes I know I am testing you on your goodwill
But it was working just fine before the mishap
I now know the amount of pressure coming from the tap
But I will be out of the hospital in a week or two
And I will be ready to go again but it is all up to you
It will give new meaning to the Good Sam Club
And I will pass on the shower and maybe try in the tub
And this time I will install a gauge to monitor the flow
I think that's where I went wrong I want you to know
But for 37 seconds I was literally out of my head
And it was well worth the two weeks spent in this bed
Yes I got your letter stating counseling is what I need
But if perfected and marketed it will help satisfy your greed
So just give me the damn thing and let me try again
And I will take your advice and install a safety pin
The possibilities are endless as for it's uses
I am not blaming anyone or making excuses
The rest of you may wonder what I am talking about
All I am trying to do is clean this damn grout
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75140
2008-03-14 10:27:57
Is the Honeymoon over and this the way it ends
You walk out the door saying we will stay friends
But as the door closes, in my heart I know
If I invited you out you would never show
I decide to relax and watch some TV
But I can't find the remote for the life of me
I knew where it was when I went to bed
And then I remember something you said
Try to forget me if you think you can
But I learned from you the thoughts of man
And I quickly learned whats important to you
You will be more surprised the next thing you do
A ham and cheese sandwich would sure be nice
But where is the cutter to get the perfect slice
I know in which drawer it should be found
But I spent more than an hour looking around
I will go for fast food they have something for me
But where in the hell can the car keys be
They are not in the tray where I leave them now
A light goes off and I think " That stupid cow"
I will take a shower and the walk will do me good
I wonder who put all these signs up in the neighborhood
And all the arrows point right back to my house
Into which I scurry to like a frightened mouse
They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
And from the note on the mirror I had been warned
But Like a man who knows everything I choose to ignore
But then I begin to wonder what else is in store
With every step taken I wait to meet my fate
It has been a good life I think as I wait
Yes here I wait for the other shoe to fall
What is that noise that I Hear coming from the hall
Around the corner I carefully take a peek
The carpet is wet, I have a leak
How did that bra get stuck in there
I go back to bed hungry, I just don't care
You said not to worry friends we would always will be
But I have never had a friend do these things to me
And I can just picture the smile on your face
Why couldn't you have left without a trace
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75101
2008-03-14 08:42:04
OK, time to set the story straight. Contrary to the name . I do have all 10 Toes. So On I go.. Have you ever signed up for a site and When yo chose your screen name, it was always taken. No matter how smart or how clever you thought you were. There was always someone just a step ahead of you. Well a lot of someones. Look at the options they suggest.. onetoe19875, or onetoe25687.. You Google onetoejeff and the odds you will find nothing but me are pretty high. Anyway, I am back and you did not even know I was gone.. That's what I like about writing. I can tell a story and if something comes up I can leave. When I get back I am right where I was when I left. Did you see the Lunar Eclipse tonight ? And I am watching it out my window as I write. It's been a good night Tater.
OK back to what I was saying in the beginning. After 40 minutes or so I was getting tired of being denied access because my.. YES MY screen name was already taken. As I was contemplating Leaving, I looked down at my feet, They were naked and there was this one toe on my right foot. It somehow had taken on the belief that it was just to good to walk on the ground and pull his share of the load. It was as if it were trying to stand up in declaration of his power. He is not even the biggest toe. If my toes read and turned pages he would be considered the index toe. Whatever an index toe is . I thought to myself. That is a smart toe. I turned around to the keyboard and I typed in ONETOEJEFF.. and >>>> BAMMMM !!!! I was in.. Yeah one smart toe. That toe has taken me all over this WWW and when I need to sign up for a site. YEAH Onetoejeff is my free pass. 40 minutes more I have to surf.
So you can see, that is some of my stories I like to write. Onetoe is sometimes a close adviser. What started out as just a name to use somehow transformed into a living thinking part of me. Should I seek help ? If it is not telling me to go out and do bad. Is it a bad thing ? What if it helps me to be better ? If I am the only one who feels that there toe is a friend as well as support.. Ha ha Pun.... OK that was fucking funny. If you did not smile at that then you need to stop reading. Anyway if I were the only one thinking that way. Does that make me crazy ? OR Does it make me smarter for finding another Ali in this thing we call living. He is always there no matter where I go. I do not have to use my minutes to contact him and ask his advice. And as a part of me, there have been times he has stepped into where he should not have stepped.. Pun intended GOTCHA !!!
Remember, he is to lazy to walk. But can you imagine what it felt like the very moment i realized my Toe was alive and talking to me. A sane person would have been terrified. I on the other hand was TERRIFIED .. BUT... I did not panic I mean come on, he is attached to you. Where are you going to run ? He will be one step ahead of you... HAHAHAHAHAHA Man I crack me up..
OK so the toe is there and that is for sure. As for talking and conversing with the head. Ehhh !! Could be all in my head. But if it is, is that a bad thing? I mean after all he is a Toe. We can't hold that against him can we ? I know, if he could he would surly want to be a finger. He won't tell you that himself cause he knows it is never going to happen. There I am slipping again.
He has taken on an Internet life in a way. He is ONETOEJEFF I am just the guy at the keyboard that has and knows how to use fingers. Just dawned on me. Why would he want to be a finger when he has the brain as a strong arm to do the dirty work. He can say what ever he wants and if it is bad then it is the fault of the brain and the hands and there will be hell to pay.. Have you ever been on your feet for 10 straight hours and have a toe calling you names as he commands all the other toes to cause you as much pain as possible.. WOW where was I ? Look I am going to have to come back tomorrow and finish this and if I had not told you that, you would have never known. NO wonder this toe likes the Internet. It is nice to know that some one may read what your poor poor controlled brain has managed to put in thought. It is nice to share ones thoughts. There are just going to waste in my head. Ask the Toe, he will tell you..
I am weakening and he on the other the foot.. HAHAHA PUN Alert Pun Alert. Is becoming stronger. He was joking, I am in total control.. BTW I am the Toe now.... and I am in total control.. The brain has to sleep, I will need it tomorrow.. I have to drag these other 9 ass holes to work tomorrow. If it weren't for me, nothing would get done... We need sleep.. BTW.. I count socks when I sleep, You like sheep, fine, like sheep. Socks keep me warm in the winter. I like socks. Does that make me crazy ?
WOW I had the strangest Dream Last night.. I dreamed I woke up in a strange room and there standing on my chest was TOE.. He was demanding to be set free. He said he had gone as far as he could with my body and he was wanting to find a much younger host. I am not saying I have become way to attached to my toe, but I do like the idea of keeping all 10 together, after all they are a set so to speak. Just because he walks upright, he is all of a sudden to good to hang 10 with his buddies. Have you ever heard of hanging 9 ? I didn't think so. What a jerk wad..
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2008-02-28 08:39:56
In Or Out ?? I grew up with those three little words. In or Out ? I could not just be. I had to be In or Out ...Hard decision, and I did not have much time. Yeah you had better be quick about it, You take to long and Mom decided for you. It was usually out..
So it seems to me.. Most of my life was In or Out..
First Marriage. Thought I wanted In, then realized I should had chosen Out
Second Marriage.. Same as first and when I say the same , I mean it was the same.. Same woman. I changed my mind again, I wanted In. Damn Fool. I stayed in for eight more years, But Yeah, I wanted Out again..
Ten years of living alone and having quite a good time. I started thinking about what could be going if I were Inside..
Was I really wanting In ?? Again ?? Now you may call this my Third Marriage. But I on the other hand call it my Second.. You see the First two, I count as one, with a long vacation in between. No Harm, No Foul so to speak. Having said that:
Second wife. Man she really made me want In and in a bad bad way.
Will you Marry Me ? What the Fuck was I thinking? Oh thats right. I wasn't thinking.. I was to damn busy Humping my Fucking leg. Yeah I would be called Fido and I would be the one tied up in the back yard, to a tree with a bowl of water and crunchy fucking food. And you know why I would be the one in the back yard ?
I like Humping, If like Fido, If I could only lick myself.. WOW !!! More power to me... My point being..
If they from the knew from the very beginning, that I, A Man likes Humping, why on Earth didn't they tell me it was all going to end very soon.
I know coming from a man, these words will ring loud. YES Sometimes things do change after the vow's are spoken.
I came into these relationships as who I was. NOT as someone that I thought they wanted me to be.
Don't get me wrong. I respect women. I think they should have everything. Equal Pay ? Sure.. Chance for advancement ? Sure.. In a mans world. Which by the way is shrinking quicker than the rain forests. They should have every chance to better themselves and to better their families life. BUT .... If you are going to play in a mans world. Their is only one real steadfast rule.. A Man is only as good as his word.
They had my word going in. I was who I was. They didn't keep their word.
Now, I know Men are assholes, well most of them. But what I am saying is . Can't a woman be an asshole too ? Now I am not saying these two women were assholes. I would not say that because , Once , I loved them. But lets just say. I wasn't an asshole....
OK I think what I was trying to say is that. Not all Men are assholes if it doesn't work out. And not all women are assholes if there are more than eight in the same room. Sorry Pun Intended..
We all have our stories of why things didn't work out. This and That. This or the Other. And yeah My favorite " IN OR OUT !!!! "
I am either In or I am Out. And as crazy as it may sound. I think I am wanting IN. Only this time. I think, well I am pretty sure. I want to stay IN.
So . When I meet you in a cafe or a store or anywhere. Please, be who you are. I do want to see the INside before I offer my amazing handy man abilities to this relationship. ( The deck is still not finished )
I am strong to the Finish , cause I eats me spinach. Have not a clue where that came from.. Sorry..
Anyway From step one. Be who you are and I will to. and if all systems are Go. Then we will have lift off and the journey will be a long one. Long being " Till Death Do Us Part "
And if not, the we will have had a great moment in life. And memories to keep us young, at least in our minds.
" IN OR OUT ? " Those words still ring in my ear.. " IN OR OUT?"
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2008-02-27 22:29:05
OK so this is where it all started..This is where I got myself into this Kitchen and back rubbing.
There was Carla, Straddling my cock. She had it firmly in her hand and she and I both knew where it was going. Little did I know what it would cost me. You know what I learned ? Ok I will tell you. It may be true, women may be the weaker sex 99 Percent of the time. But Men are Weaker when it comes to sex. You see, our brains get overloaded and when she slid me into that sweet hot oven of hers. Well I tell you... I blew a fucking fuse.. I was shaking and moaning underneath her. I had no control, I could not find the plug to pull.
She looked down at me and I thought I heard the sound of her voice as I know it. This was not affecting my ears. So I have no excuse in that regard.
She said to me. And I quote. " Honey, what you did tonight was just wonderful. Getting me something to eat, The hot shower and the back rub and well, You Know.. The Orgasm..." And this is the clincher and she spoke this as she raised above me and with one soft sweet motion, Lowered herself onto my shaft until it was buried deep, deep inside of her. Her mound was right before my eyes and they watched as she took me in. She said. " From now on I am going to love that knowing if I have a bad day I have this to look forward to."
OK I know I heard it, but did I fully understand what I was hearing.. A Better man would have spoke up, but a Horny Man will just lay there and take it.. Guess which I was am.. Yeah...
Anyway so here I am Offering myself up to this woman, willing to do what I need to do to make her Happy. Ahhh Yess But in return, I get what I enjoy the most, Not to mention she is a great cook. Yeah it is kinda like a I scratch your back, you scratch mine relationship. And isn't that what it should be. Hell I love getting my back scratched and she does it so good.
So it is kind of like taking care of each other only with a kick and a bag of dorritos.. Oh and Ice Cream.. Don't forget the Ice Cream.. So yeah finding someone to share all the moments, the good and the bad. And still wanting Ice Cream at the end of the day. Not to mention Playing footsie after a night of scratching each others backs... DAMN, I talked myself into that one. If you will excuse. I need to go scratch some back... Who knows, I just may have a story to tell.. Night
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2008-02-26 08:04:43
Ok , I am back. So with article in hand and after having waited for Carla to wind down a bit. I showed her the paper I had printed. At first she was not very receptive, but as she read I could see she was taking it in earnest. I tried my best to get her to just read the good stuff, but she was determined to read the entire article. I tried to wait until she had finished before I injected my thoughts. I couldn't wait as I said. " You know Carla, it might be a good time to try some of the things we have talked about. "
She replied. " Well I can tell you right now, we are not going to try number 3 or number 8 and 11 on your little list you made you made when we first met, I am not that flexible." She smiled as she handed the paper back to me. Now it was I who was smiling, that left 22 possibles. She headed down the hall way and called to me.. " Are you coming with me Dr. Jeff ?" Before she knew it I was right behind her. I walked past her and entered the bathroom and turn on the shower for her. " You get undressed Dear and the shower will be ready." I said as I kissed the back of her neck and left her to her shower. I turned on the music channel, lit the candle and turned down the bed. I found the lotion and yes The lube as well. Did not want to have to look for them when the moment of passion reached it's peak. I looked over the room to make sure it was ready. I then peaked into the bathroom and through the shower door I could see the outline of that body that I had come to know so well.. I thought to myself . Towel. I forgot the towel. From the shelf I found her favorite one and hung it on the rod. I heard the water shut off and I was ready. She stepped out, I took the towel and wrapped her in it. I said. " Not to be cruel, but I hope the shower did not completely cure your Headache." She winked and replied. " No, I left something for you to work with." I led her to the bed and as I did I picked up her pillow and fluffed it. " Lay Baby, face down. Dr. Jeff will work magic." I said as I removed her towel. She did as she was told and there I was staring at the juicy apple she calls a butt.. I straddled her coming to rest on her calves and reached for the lotion from the head board. I applied a generous portion on one hand and then rubbed my hands together to warm it a bit.
As I touched her back, I felt the spark ignite a fire in my groin. The softness of her skin and the wetness of the lotion made a combination that I truly enjoyed. She let out a slight sigh as I moved down her back , covering it with warmth. As I came back up, I pressed the heels of my palms down and pushed with enough pressure to roll her muscles. It felt good knowing I was making her feel better, but the best was yet to come. As I got the lotion rubbed in, I lowered by head and kissed her shoulders as I said.. "Now lets work on that headache Dear." I dismounted and turned her over, I could not help but notice her nipples we hard and standing at attention. I lowered my head once again and sucked one in. I rolled my tongue around the base of it and let it slip from my lips. My tongue slid from her breasts, down the center of her stomach. I circled her belly button and continued down. She knew what I wanted and she spread her legs to give me access. Her soft shaven pussy was right before me now.. I climbed between her legs and as I did I held an ankle in each hand and raised her legs in the air. She knew I meant business and scooted herself into a comfortable position. " I want you to spread it for me baby, I want to taste you so bad." I said as I looked at this woman before me. With that said she reached down and spread her lips apart exposing her clit which by know was as hard as her nipples. I flicked the tip of it with my tongue and she let out a gasp. She was aroused, but no more than I was. I spread her wider and I could see the juice flowing from her hot pink pussy. I licked from the bottom of her opening and ran my tongue to the top, drinking in the juice. She tasted so good and she was wanting it so bad. I sucked her clit in and locked my lips around it. With my lips firmly around her button I began to moisten it even more as I sucked lightly around the base and outer edges. Her juice was flowing now and I new she was wanting to be fucked. No sooner did I think it then she said it.
" OH Jeff, I need it, I want you in me now.. Please fuck me." I lifted my head and looked at my Baby. Her face was flushed and I could see the need in her eyes. " Hold your legs Baby, I want you wide open." I said as she took her legs in hand and managed to spread them even wider. I hovered over her and lowered myself down. I felt the head of my cock reach her wet waiting pussy. I looked at her and drove it in. Her legs fell and she wrapped them around me and bucked underneath me.
" God Jeff I am cumming already, Look what you do to me.. Fuck me, Oh Please Fuck me." She said as she pulled herself up to me trying to get all of me inside of her. She came for what seemed like minutes and then she went limp under me. I Lay inside her feeling her pussy twitch around my still hard cock.
" Damn Baby that was nice to watch." I said as I pushed forward just a little. " How is the headache?"
She let out a laugh and said. " Let me show you." She pushed me off of her and rolled me over and as she did she straddled me and said. " Could I do this with a headache?" She lowered herself on me and I knew I was in for a good ride. The best was yet to come and so was I......
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68019
2008-02-25 08:21:44
It was 7:45 when she came through the door. I could tell by the look on her face , it had been a hard one. I figured I would ask anyway. Sort of get the conversation going. " So Baby, how was your day?" Trying not to make it sound the same as the times before. I do have over 300 ways of saying. "Baby, how was your day? . Yeah, it has to do with pitches and tones and volume. It is complicated to explain and I am sure you have your own system. OK Anyway:
She did manage a smile for me. She always manages a smile. By the way. She has over 400 smiles. I counted them.
As she sat her pack on the floor by the door, she said. "Well, Lets just say the day ended with the Damn bus getting a flat tire." I held back my smile. I am not sure I have a smile for a day like today. It would have been laughter and laughter can get you hurt. Go figure.
Instead I said. " Well say no more Baby, The sooner you let it go, the better." I walked to the door and stood next to her. I leaned in and kissed her as I shut the door. She kissed me back. We were beyond smiles in a flash. I pulled her to me, and as I did, I ran my hands down her back and firmly locked them on her apple shaped bottom. I pulled her closer and she came willingly
I pulled her face to mine and looked her in the eyes as I said. " I have soup in the kitchen and I have crackers. You fell in love with one hell of a cook" I looked into her eyes and I saw all the days Frustration slowly melt. " OR, we could just have ice cream and go to bed." I said.
She looked at me and replied." Honey, ya know I love you right? But, I think I am going with the soup tonight."
I kissed her forehead and started to the kitchen. As I did, I turned and said. " Good choice Dear, We can have ice cream afterwards." I was not going to let soup get in the way. But I knew she was going to need her strength.
She walked over to the couch and like a rag doll, she folded herself as she sat. Then her legs flew up and onto the coffee table. OH YEAH this is my kinda woman I thought to myself. I could not resist, I said. " I suppose you want me to bring you the remote too?" She smiled and I recognized that one. I like that one. I got the remote and took it to her. As she took it , she pulled me down with it and kissed me, smiled and said. " Thanks Dear, Now get me that soup would ya?" As I walked away, I was trying to remember how I got myself into this.
Anyway, I think it goes something like this. It all started when Carla came home one day looking kind of like the way she was looking tonight. And me, having gotten home early had plenty of time to do some guy surfing. I was going to Cosmo. So I found it and right on the first page was were the words HEADACHES and SEX The Cure All Pill. Trust me, it had my attention. I clicked, the page opened.
Reading past all the gibberish I saw What I wanted. Orgasmic sex might help with a headache. I hit the print button. I had done my home work. Excuse me while I get a Pepsi. My throat is dry, You see. I talk while I write...
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2008-02-23 08:12:25
I took the KY from her hand as I said. " Thanks Baby, and you are right, it is all mine and I am going to use it until I cannot hold out any longer. You're going to fuck me with that sweet pussy and remember this. When I tell you to stop, I mean stop, I will cum when I am ready to cum. This is my fuck. OK? "
She raised her head from the pillow and replied. " I will try Baby but I know it is going to feel so good. I just want you deep inside me."
" NO Carla, you will not Try, You WILL do as I say. " I said as I slapped her ass hard with my right hand turning her cheek red. She let out a whimper that I knew was from pleasure and not pain. I popped the top of the lube and squeezed a large portion in my hand, with the other hand I spread her pussy open and smeared the lube all over. I pushed some of the lube inside her already wet pussy . " I like it wet Carla." I said as I ran my hand over her ass. " I like the sound it makes, I like the feel it gives me. There is no such thing as a good dry fuck. A Pussy is meant to be wet."
" Yes Master." She said. " I am yours to use anyway you want."
I thought to myself that I was seeing a side to this woman that I did not expect. She called me Master and I liked it.
I had her Ass in the air in front of me and in her words, It was all mine. I stroked my cock smearing the rest of the KY on my hand all over the shaft and the bulging head that was about to plow into her, Then I put a hand on each cheek of her ass and spread her wide open. I smiled as I looked at the juicy pussy before me, knowing the pleasure it was about to bring to me. I moved forward just enough to place the head of my throbbing cock and the entrance of her love tunnel. I took my cock in my hand and rubbed it first up then down. I could feel the heat she was giving off. I spread her again and drove forward. I rammed her pussy hard and buried my cock deep inside all the way to my balls. She let out a moan and fell forward. I pulled her back up while staying deep inside her. " Don't move." I said as I positioned her pussy directly in front of me again. I looked down at her as I ran my hand over her ass. It was smeared in lube and it felt so good as I ran down each side of my cock and helped wrap the folds of her pussy around my throbbing cock.
I smiled to myself as I thought how it felt so good, that I did not have a clue as to what I wanted to do. I grabbed Her ass and slowly slipped her pussy off of me. My cock was rock hard and the head was larger than I have ever seen it. I dug my nails hard into her ass and pulled her back just enough for the head to slide in and then I stopped. As I stared at this pussy before me , I said " Squeeze it Carla, squeeze that pussy around me." She did. I felt it tighten around me and then release. Again and again she squeezed and released, as she did I could see the lube escaping from her pussy and onto my cock. " STOP." I said as it became almost to much to take. She did not stop. I raised my hand and brought it down hard on her ass. "STOP DAMN IT." I shouted as I heard the sound of flesh on flesh. " This is MY Fuck and we will do as I say."
" Yes Jeffry, I am trying. It just feels so good and I want it all." She said as her pussy relaxed itself around me.
I pulled the head out of her once more and I heard the air escape from her dripping pussy. I placed two fingers from each hand inside her and spread her wide open until I was sure she would scream from the pain of being stretched so wide, She did not scream but I knew she felt it. I pulled her back again and my cock disappeared into her pulsing nest. I controlled her pussy with my hands as I placed a firm grip on her hips.
I slowly rocked her back and forth as I watched her pussy take the full length each time. " Is that what you want Carla ?" I said as I stopped long enough to let her reply.
" OH God Jeff, YES, YES. I want every inch of you in me , fucking me. I need fucking." She replied. I knew she was waiting for me to start again.
" I will fuck you baby, just the way you want, BUT first I want a little head fuck, can you do that Carla ? Can you control a head fuck for me ?" I said.
" I am yours Jeff, this is for you. Anything you want you I will do I just want that cock in me." She said. With that she started to take the head in and I released my grip on her. I put my hands to my side and watched as it was just pussy on cock. Those were the only two parts of our bodies touching. It was as if they were working alone and our bodies had become detached. She rocked on my cock ever so slow just taking the head each time. I felt an eruption near. I commanded. " STOP." She did..
" I am ready to explode Carla. I am so ready to fill your pussy with every drop of cum I have in me." I said
" I want it, I want it." She said. " I want your cum inside me , I want to feel it shoot in me. Give it to me Jeff.. Please give it to me."
" I am not going to give it to you Carla, you are going to take it. If you want it, then fuck it out of me. Show me you want it, Take it. NOW." I shouted.
With out a word she drover her pussy down on me and began fucking with long hard strokes, with each push I felt myself getting closer and closer. She began to gasp and I knew from the sound that she was close as well.. I was right. She screamed. " Oh Jeff, you are making me cum again.. Please shoot, shoot in me. I need cum and I need it now." She began to grunt and buck before me. I could hold out no longer.
" Fuck it Baby, Fuck it.. I am cumming. " I said as I felt the swelling in the head of my cock and grow and then it happened. I released a load of Hot Cum deep inside of her waiting and wanting pussy. It felt as if it were never going to stop as she slammed back onto me. She was milking me. I took it as long as I could, finally I had to place my hands on her again and slow her down. I watched her pussy pulsating on my cock, draining me.
" Stop Carla, I can't take any more." I said. She stopped but kept the throbbing head in her.
As I eased her wet pussy off of my spent cock she fell forward onto the bed. I looked at my cock and it was covered in her juice and my cum. I was complete. I rolled her over and looked into her eyes then I lowered myself onto her.
My Mind thought of Shakespeare's, Othello
"I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs."
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2008-02-22 08:26:02
I placed my hand on her hips and pulled her to me , as she came to me she lifted up until she was on her knees and her ass was directly in front of me. What a beautiful sight it was to have her in that position and knowing that I was in control and knowing she was willing. I placed a cheek in each hand and massaged her gently. I could feel her giving herself to my wants and I could feel her needs with my finger tips. I reached my right hand down her left leg and as I came back up, I let my finger be the only part touching her. My hand touched her V shaped mound and I felt the wetness as my fingers slid forward. Her lips spread and took me in. She was so soft and wet. I leaned forward and kissed her right cheek as my hand moved deeper inside her. She let out a little gasp.
" God what a Beautiful ass you have Carla." I said as I slipped my fingers out of her wet pussy. I spread her wide and opened her up so I could see all of her.. Her Soft pink lips were perfectly shaped and I could see the hood covering her button. I knew I was going to save that for later, But I knew I would be tasting it soon. I ran my tongue down her ass and between her legs. I could feel her quiver and I could tell she was trying to keep her composure, but the heat was getting the best of her. I licked the juice from her pussy and it tasted so sweet on my tongue. I wanted so bad just to ram my cock inside her and fuck her right then. I wanted to combine my juice with hers and then watch as it poured out of her. I wanted to see her pussy dripping with my cum. But for now my tongue wanted to play.
I turned around and lay on my back and slid my way under her. There I was looking up at this smooth pussy and all I could think about was pulling it down till it covered my face. " Come down slow Baby." I said as I reached up and held her hips. "I want you to fuck my face as I lick you."
I saw her look down at me as I lay there between her legs waiting to taste again. "Come on Baby, I want it." I said as I smiled. She started lowering herself and I watched as her pussy came closer and closer. I reached between her legs and spread her lips, when she was close enough I reached for her with my tongue. As soon as It hit her clit, I felt her lift up, but when she recovered she eased down again, this time she rested her dripping pussy on my mouth. It was as if her legs had went out from under her. I felt her juice on my chin as she began to slide up and down on my mouth. I wanted to drink her in and I did. I watched as she threw her head back and began to rock back and forth. As she fucked my tongue I felt her reach down and grab my hair with both hands. She pulled my face deeper into her mound. She was using me and I loved it.
She whispered " Jeff, Jeff. Oh Jeff that feels so good. Oh Lick it Baby, I want it , I want you to eat me." She pulled on my hair and raised my head even further. " God Jeff, I am fucking your face and you are taking it. I want it, I want it."
It felt as if her movements were not hers anymore, she was riding my face like an animal needing to quench her desire. Without warning, she began to shake and as she did she let out a scream and buried my face deep inside her folds.. " Jeff, I am Cumming. Oh, Oh Oh my.. I have to cum, Eat me harder, Please eat me, eat me." She slammed her pussy hard at my mouth and I took as much as I could and licked as deep as I could. She bucked wildly above me as she made sounds I had never heard before. She fell forward onto the bed and lay on my face as she tried to recover.
I eased myself out from under her and turned around and grabbed her ass. " You are not finished yet Carla." I said to her as I pulled her back to her knees. " You are going to feel my cock now and you are going to please it. I don't want to have to spank you, but I will."
With that she reached up and took the lube from the head board and as she handed it to me I heard her Say. " Yours, All Yours."
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66637
2008-02-21 08:17:22
Being a semi intelligent man, I knew the only option I had was to control the outcome of the ice cube ordeal. As Carla Lay back on the bed, it was almost as if I could see her mind working, the gears and wheels were turning in there. I had to do something and I knew I did not have much time. I looked at Carla and said. "I know this is going to sound stupid Baby, But I want to explore you back. I want to get to know every part of your body. Roll over and let me see Please." She gave me that smile that I remembered from our first minutes together and rolled over onto her stomach. Oh This was to easy and so not right. I smiled at myself. I got to my knees on the bed and straddled her butt, then I sat down. But to Butt, it felt good.
I traced the outline of her shoulders and worked my fingers down her side, then I came back up the middle. Reaching her neck I placed a thumb on each side and massaged the back of her neck.
" You know Carla, your muscles are telling me that you are very relaxed. " I said to her as I began rubbing her back with the heel of my hands. I felt her exhale and I pushed hard on her lower back. Snap, Crackle, Pop. She let out a moan. Running my hands back up, I leaned onto her and said. " I Have lotion on the head board. I think you will like this." I reached up and reached for an Ice Cube. Slowly lifting it out of the bowl so as not to give away my intentions. I thought about what I was about to do. Then I thought about what she was going to me these cubes. That's when the first drop hit the center of her back, she tensed up and I swear I felt goose bumps on her butt.
The first words out of her mouth were. " Jeff, you ass. If you want ice cubes, you go get your own. I was saving those."
" Oh don't worry Baby, I will pay you back as soon as I am done. NOW be a good girl and shut up and lay there." I said, feeling like I am in control. Now when I say feeling like I am in control. What I am saying is that in my mind I know I am NOT in control, but at least I can feel like it if only for a moment.
I took the ice cube and set it on my starting spot, right between her shoulders, She jerked and her bottom tightened. I ran it down the center of her back and watched as it left a trail of water drops clinging to her body, I wanted to be one of those water drops. As I reached the small of her back, I circled the ice cube making the next circle a little smaller each time. Then the journey went straight up her back again. I rubbed from side to side as I watched the cubes life transform from solid to liquid then began to pool itself in the small of her back. I was dying of thirst. I leaned down and kissed her shoulders. Damn I love the smell of a woman I thought to myself. I whispered into her ear. " just do what feels right Baby and be your self, cause that's what I am going to do." I then planted kisses across her shoulders and moved down. One kiss at a time I worked my way down her back and towards the pool that was waiting to quench my thirst. At this moment even I did not know how strong my thirst was. Reaching the pool, I dipped my tongue into it and pushed the water back to the top. I felt her shiver but I knew it was not from the cold. I sat back up and placed my hands into the remaining water. I pushed up , spreading my hands apart as I rolled up her back. It felt so good touching this woman. Liked this view too. I ran my hands back down but this time I did not stop at the small of her back. Instead I got off of her and sat beside her facing away. I ran my hands to her butt and gripped a cheek in each hand, I wanted to feel that butt. Releasing my grip I put both hands on her right leg and massaged my down her thigh and to her calf, then I pulled my hands back up. She spread her legs just enough to make room for my hands to make the journey back up. I crossed over to the other leg and repeated the motion. There was only one place left to go and I was more than ready to explore.. Yeah I think this is going to work out much better than her plan with those ice cubes. I spread her legs and I sat myself in the middle. I was ready to learn....
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66257
2008-02-20 08:38:49
Came to me with a look in her eye
Stepped on my one toe and made me cry
Stubbed it again on the way to the bed
When did they start making posts of lead
The throbbing Big Toe I could not ignore
Until I smashed my hand shutting the door
Be cool Onetoe don't blow your chance
And then the mishap with the zippered pants
Hopping on one foot trying not to fall
Slammed my Head into the Friggin wall
Stumbled backwards trying to keep my cool
Smashed Hand ,Smashed toe and an injured Tool
And now my bleeding skull is aching so
I literally hurt from my head to my toe
Tonight was to be a night not to forget
It is now becoming one I am sure to regret
She is looking at me with a frown on her face
And I am looking at my toe in total disgrace
Oh Lord , Please just let something go right
Shocked the crap outta myself turning off the light
And now my heart is racing and not from desire
I am all excited , cause my hair is on fire
My heads in the toilet and my butts in the air
If she were to flush it now, I just wouldn't care
She tried not to laugh, but I looked a sight
With a wet bald head and leaning to the right
Can we save this magic night for another day ?
I think need to get to the Hospital right away
Stitches, bandages and a shot for the pain
What the hell keeps me from going insane
I guess it is the thought of a perfect night
But when have I had one that ever went right
Drop Me A Line, Maybe we can get one Right
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65986
2008-02-19 15:22:15
Double fudge chocolate. I knew it was only going to expand this Buddha Belly, But I was to Content to care. She Handed me my bowl and then the remote. What a Woman I thought to myself. She walked over and blew out the candle and as she turned to come back to the bed, she said. " Just for your own information Jeffry, if you come in the bedroom and the music channel is on, and the candle is lit, then you are in for a treat."
I started to speak but as I did she went on. " BUT if you come in and the science channel is on, then it is your option as to what the evening holds. I can swing anyway." She giggled, smiled and plopped her butt on the bed, causing my Buddha belly to quake, I sucked it in, then I sucked it up as I spoke.
" Thanks for letting me know up front of your suttle hints. I guess I should share with you, huh ? Just for your information Carla, If you should come in and see I am watching the science channel and you still get in the bed, then it becomes open season. " She started to speak. I put my finger to her lips and continued. " Just because I am watching TV and Not listening to music does it mean I am not in the mood. The mood strikes fast and it strikes hard. I might have three spoon fulls of ice cream left and already be thinking of taking you, and by the way if I am thinking of having you, then I am pretty sure I AM going to have you. So remember, I will always have a couple of big clues as to your intentions, You on the other hand will have no idea and sometimes you might not even know what is going to happen. This relationship in going to be anything other than routine. " Having said that I took another spoonful of ice cream, grabbed the remote and turned off the music and found good ole channel 272. Out of the corner of my eye, I could catch the look on her face, I will remember that one too.
" Oh By the way Carla." I said as I hit the mute button. " The evening is not over yet, we have a lot of ice cream to eat, wink, wink, nod , nod."
She laughed out loud and almost spilled her ice cream. " Well. " I said to her. " You can just consider that laugh foreplay" She snorted ice cream across the bed.
I smiled like a kid who had just told his first joke and all his friends laughed. Yeah you don't tug on Super Mans cape, and you don't spit in the wind and ya don't mess around with the Lone Lone Ranger and Ya don't mess around with Toe. I was on a roll.
They were showing solar flare ups on 272. I looked at Carla and said. " Do you realize those flare ups can have an effect on what goes on in this bedroom, They are going to change everything we know." She looked at me and said. " SO ?" She took my bowl and put it in hers. " What we know Jeffry, is the past we don't know the future and if some one predicts the future it does not mean we have to believe him. The future is what we make it and I plan on making it with you. Now you can watch that stuff but I can assure you that I am going to have more impact on your life than any of that stuff you watch on 272."
" Do you do Windows?" I smiled then shut up. She took the bowls and got off the bed. " There is just no winning with you is there?" she said as she left the room.
As soon as she was gone, I got up, lit the candle and turned on the music channel. Well I did tell her this evening wasn't over. I climbed back into bed and waited. When she returned, she was carrying two glasses of Pepsi and a bowl. I thought to myself, " We already had ice cream self, wonder what is in the bowl?". Toe said. " Lift me up and I will take a look." Pretending to be playing I raised my legs in the air like I just didn't care. When Toe came back down he screamed. " ICE CUBES, she has ice cubes." My balls withdrew and Charlie was not far behind. What on earth is she going to do with those? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think she agrees that this evening is not over with yet...
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65555
2008-02-18 14:52:53
Carla rolled off of me and onto her back, as we lay next to each other in the light of the candle, the song " Love the one you're with" Started playing. I did not even have to look at Carla to know she was smiling as was I. Never really paid attention to the lyrics when I was younger, but I heard them clear tonight.
Don't be angry don't be sad
Don't sit crying over good
Times you had
There's a girl, right next to you
And she's just waiting for something
To do
It forced me to stop and think of why I was where I was at this point and time. I am not one to believe things happen for a reason, I believe things, Just Happen. I am not a religious man, but if I believed in God, which I don't, I would say that it was he who sent this woman to me. To show me there is life after death but not the way we think of it. Only God would know that it would take a very special person to prove to some one like me, that there is a light at the other end of this darkness I have been living in. I had a strong feeling that the special person could be in my presence right now. I turned to Carla to speak, I saw her eyes closed and the smile on her face. I remained silent, I just watched as she lay there.
Out of nowhere it seemed, I heard a laugh erupting. Now I could speak. " So what is that? A delayed reaction?"
She tried to reply " No, Yes, No. I was just thinking about what we talked about. Sometimes it is so good, smiling is not enough. I smiled as long as I could, but OH JEFF, I had to laugh."
This was only the third time that I can think of that I may have blushed. The first time I was a 15 Year old boy walking with my very first girlfriend and Mr Cool stepped on a banana peel, and just like in the movies, I slipped on my ass. The second time was 15 Years later when I discovered MY Wife had saved that fucking banana peel, never telling me.
And now this woman resting on my bed had managed to do it again, and my ass was feeling great. And my toe was keeping very quiet.
" WOW." I said. " It was good huh?"
" Good? " She replied. " Honey if that was good then I am not sure I am ready for Great. I need to pee." She got up and I noticed she had to steady herself by reaching for the wall. I took that as a compliment. The light went on in the bathroom and I noticed the door did not close. Strange how a simple action can tell a man so much. And that action normally happens a few years down the road, not on a first date. It was that moment that I realized she truly felt that it was right to be here. She stepped out of the bathroom and stood in front of the vanity to wash her hands. I had the perfect view from the bed. I watched as her butt jiggled from her rubbing her hands together washing. She dried her hands and reached for my comb on the counter. I watched as she ran it through her hair, glancing in the mirror to see if she had it right. .
She caught me looking and said while looking at me in the mirror. " You know she is still in the house, don't you Jeffry?"
" Yeah, I know." I said. I was surprised I was not taken back by that statement. She continued.
" Then you know she is OK with what just happened, Right?" Who is this woman standing there, I thought to myself. I smiled as I spoke. " Yes Carla, I can honestly say that in my heart and my mind everything is alright" There is life after death..
" Want some Ice Cream?" She said giving me another look I have not seen before.
" Now that would be great." I said
" And what flavor would you like Jeff?" She replied. " How about you surprise, Baby. Is it alright if I call you Baby? Baby. "
She gave me a look that I hope to see often and said. " You know Dear, it is things like that, the simple things that tell me who you are." With that she was gone and I was left to wonder if she was reading my mind. I won't say I was freaking out, but I had some serious thinking to do.....Phil Collins came on with " Look Through My Eyes"
There are things in life you learn
And oh in time you'll see
It's out there somewhere
It's all waiting
If you keep believing
So don't run
Don't hide
It will be alright
You'll see
Trust me
I'll be there watching over you
Just take a look through my eyes
There's a better place somewhere out there
Just take a look through my eyes
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
(There's a better place)
If you look through my eyes
There will be times on this journey
All you'll see is darkness
But out there somewhere
Daylight finds you
If you keep believing
So don't run
Don't hide
It will be alright
You'll see
Trust me
I'll be there watching over you
Just take a look through my eyes
there's better place somewhere out there
Just take a look through my eyes
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
(there's a better place)
If you look through my eyes
All the things that you can change
There's a meaning in everything
And you will find all you need
There's so much to understand
Take a look (take a look) through my eyes
there's a better place somewhere out there
Just take a look (take a look) through my eyes
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
(You'll be amazed if you just take a look)
Look through my eyes there's a better place somewhere out there
Just take a look through my eyes
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
If you look through my eyes
Just take a look through my eyes
If you look through my eyes
Take a look through my eyes
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2008-02-16 09:12:05
Without saying a word, While staying inside of her, I rolled her over and I said. " I get to be on top for awhile, but not like this." With that I pulled out and pushed myself up with my arms. I looked over the body laying under me. My lips came down to her neck, I let my tongue run the full length and then to her lobes. I kissed my way down to her shoulders as I rubbed her arm, as my hand traveled down her fore arm it found it's way to her hand, our little fingers locked. I ran my cheek across her chest dragging my lips along the way. I came to rest on her breast, her nipple within an inch of my lips. I thought to my self, I will never understand what it is about a nipple, but they just beg to be kissed in my eyes. I moved my mouth over her nipple and took it in. I pushed my tongue down on it so I could feel it's hardness, letting up the pressure I circled it with my tongue while keeping it firmly in my mouth. I slowly lifted my hand and hers was still attached with her little finger. I carried it to her belly and placed my hand on her and she placed her hand on mine. I rubbed across her and found her right leg lifted just enough, I ran my hand down her leg leaving her hand waiting for my return. I would not be returning for awhile.
I released her nipple and moved my tongue down her tummy and as I did I pushed her leg a little further open, Now my hand was on the inside of her thigh right at the knee. I slowly pulled it up closer to her shaved pussy. Her left leg responded without coaxing and opened before me. I ran my hand to the center of her belly and then moved down. I could feel the heat and I could smell the sex. I felt her hand move to the back of my neck and grab my hair. I was not sure which way she was planning on guiding me, but I knew which way I was going. I moved my mouth to the top of her mound and I felt he lightly push up to meet me. I slid my tongue between her wet and wanting outer lips. Finally I was tasting her. It was good. I felt the wetness on my chin as I licked her, She thrust up more and I took more. Slow licks up her pussy and down again. I placed my fingers on either side of her pussy and spread her open. I looked at what I was about to have and I loved what I saw. As I was enjoying her beauty I felt her hand move to my waist, she was pulling me toward her. She took my leg and lifted it enough to slide her head between my legs. Oh My there lying under me was a woman about to take me into her mouth. She reached up and took Charlie in hand she pulled me back a bit and lifted her head to find the tip of my cock waiting. She flicked her tongue out and gave it a wet lick. I was holding my self above her when she took her hands and placed them on my butt and pulled me down. She took me in, all the way in. It made me drive down harder on her mound. I stopped and said to her. " Carla, I need to feel you wrapped around me again, I want inside you so bad. With out saying a word, this time she rolled me over never taking my cock out of her mouth. When she did she said. " Don't move Jeff, just lay there and let me have it, I have got to have it" She slid down my body facing away from and hovered over Charlie. She turned to look at me and said. " I think he likes me." All I could do was smile and I guess that was enough. She took me in her hand again and guided me into her waiting pussy again. It felt as good as the first time and I knew right then that it always would. As she took me in , she leaned forward leaving just her little apple bottom for me to view. I placed a hand on each cheek and spread her open. What a sight and what a feeling. I felt her grind on me taking as much of me in as she could.
Suddenly she was straight up on me riding me like a demon, she was wild. This woman was using me as a toy to get off and I was loving it. I could feel her body becoming wet from the love sweat, and I noticed a bead running down her back. I traced it with my finger and that is when she let go. " OH GOD JEFF, I am cumming, I want it , I want it. Please, I want it."
I thrust myself up now, giving her all I could. The contractions almost made me give up my cream but I held out. Something told me she was good for another orgasm and I was not ready to quit just yet. She finished and lifted herself just enough to turn around and came to rest facing me. I was still buried deep inside her.
" I want you to cum in me Jeff. " She said as she leaned forward and kissed my forehead
" Oh don't worry Baby, I will" I said " I want to watch you cum this time. I want to see your face as you cover me in your juice."
She reached down with her right hand and began to massage her clit. " Be Ready Jeff, it won't take long. " She said.
And it didn't, she started jerking on top of me and I knew she had no control at this point. She started grunting as she raked her nails down the side of my body.
OH God Carla. I am going to give it up Baby, you ready for this.. ? " I said. She screamed. " Give it to me Jeff, NOW do it NOW."
I exploded, I was gushing and it felt like it would never stop. And she was milking very drop she could get from me. I was drained. She leaned down on me and we held each other. No words were spoken for minutes. Then she looked at me and said. " Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my Hat." I smiled, I understood.. Yeah it was Magic........
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63088
2008-02-13 08:32:02
As I laid on the bed beside her, I could feel the connection between us growing stronger. I tilted my head to the left to look at her, she was already looking at me. She winked and stood up. " Ok Jeffry." She said. " So this must be my turn." With that she unbuttoned her blouse and slowly peeled it past her shoulders. She let it drop to the floor. My mind was wandering, being a man who had before been married many many years had never seen a woman let her blouse drop to the floor. " That is what Hangers are for." Is all I ever heard.. OK Ok Settle down Jeff. The Toe was talking again.
I watched as she unhooked her bra and pulled it forward and away, Her elbows hiding her breasts. The she dropped it and smiled and said. " These are the girls, Aren't they cute."
I managed to nod my head. " Uh Huh." Was all I could get out. She had two buttons holding her skirt. " Do you know why I wore this skirt tonight Jeffry ?" she asked. Again I managed " Uh Huh."
" Well just to be sure, I am going to tell you and you listen OK !" " Uh Huh" That was me again.. There is a pattern.
" I wore this skirt cause it is the fastest one to get out of and the easiest for a man to work." She continued. " You could work these two little buttons couldn't you Jeffry? "
OK Here we go. " Uh Huh." With that she unbuttoned the two buttons and place her thumbs on each hip and slipped it down. As she bent to remove the skirt, I watched her hair fall into her face. I watched as she stood up and standing in front of me was a very naked woman. I admit, I have seen naked women before, but I have never seen one that had these kind of intentions. .
She put one leg on the bed and said to me. " See this nice close shaved pussy Jeffry?"
" Uh Huh".... " Well I will tell you a secret, I am not always this close shaved, But I made sure I was tonight, and do you know why Jeffry." " Huh Uh." I said. But I think I knew.
" Well Jeffry, I wanted to be just as ready as you if it came to where we are now." She said as she climbed onto the bed and then onto me. " I hope you know what you are getting into Jeffry." She said as she looked down on me with fire in her eyes.
My First thought was " MOMMY!!!!" Then I remembered I was a man. " I think we both know Carla." I said as I pulled her down to me. I breathed her in while I felt her breath move across my chest. I could hear her breath, long and deep sighs. OMG she was breathing me in to. I was so hard I thought I was going to explode. She must have felt it because she reached down and guided it into her sweet wet pussy. Having taken it in she laid herself upon me. Our bodies as close as they can possibly can be. I was inside this woman, feeling her for the first time. There was no movement, just breathing of two bodies, and neither wanting this moment to end......Finally She pushed her self up with her hands on my chest. She looked at me and said. " Jeffry, I want you to know I am not always like this. It has to be something very good for me to be at this point. Do you understand?"
I smiled and said. " I understand and I have to say, I knew that 3 weeks into talking with you on line. Our conversations never changed, we made each other smile, we teased each other and yeah sometimes we got naughty with each other, But I always knew who you were and I always knew we needed each other."
She brought her lips down and shut me up. I felt her tongue slip past my lips. My tongue took no time is seeking it out.. She was giving me a mouth job and I was liking it. I felt her hot pussy squeeze around Charlie. I reached out with both hands and placed them on her hips and pulled her further down on me, then I placed them around her waist and pulled her whole body down on me. I wanted to be covered and warmed by this woman. Damn my feet are cold. I guess being 5'1" does make a difference after all, even in the horizontal position ]]>
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2008-02-12 08:48:23
When I saw the light from the candle flickering on the wall as we stepped into the bedroom, I knew this was going to be good. This puppy dog just turned into a bull dog and I was not about to let her go. We made it to the center of the room when she turned to me and gave me a look I will never forget. Who was this standing before me ? We have never met and this is the first time we are seeing each other in real life. To stop and think she is as ready as I am . Something was clicking and I loved the sound of it. I Looked down at my foot. That is whats clicking, My toes were uniting and trying to tell me to take it slow. A Little further up was my Penis. He was telling the toes to ( In His Words, Not mine) " SHUT THE FUCK UP TOES".
My mind had given up as soon as we walked in the room. I had become an animal acting on instinct. As I got my attention back to that look, I took a step forward and reached out and lightly touched her cheek. I smiled and said. " Yeah, you are real." She responded by placing her hand over mine and pulling it down and softly kissing the palm of my hand.
The battle of the lower torso was over. I reached up with my other hand and cup her face in between them and pulled her to me. It was as if she floated to me. Our lips met, they were held in a bond that will never be repeated. The first kiss, there will never be another. And there has never been one like the one i was feeling right now. There was no nervousness, no shyness, no being flat out scared. The only thing I felt was the kiss. Finally pulling away from each other our eyes locked. She smiled first and I was happy to see that, I smiled.
I admit, I am the one who started laughing first, but she was right behind. Trying to regain my composure, I said. " Carla, Have you ever had sex so good that you had to laugh when it was over, cause smiling just was not enough to show how good it was?"
" I was thinking the same thing Jeff." She replied. " That kiss was so good that it made you laugh, I LIKE THAT."
That is when she stepped out of her shoes. She caught a glimpse of my expression and said. " I am not short, I am vertically challenged."
I grinned. I was busted. All I could think of to say was. " Well horizontal, we are all the same"
" Well I am hoping we are not all the same Mister, That would mean you are as wet as I am ." My mind flashed back to the blurb. (100 % woman when and where my man needs me)
I had not a fear in my body I thought. I looked at Carla and said. " Well I guess we will have to find out." I pushed her back onto the bed and stood before her. " Lets see how just how wet I am." I began unbuttoning my shirt, never taking my eyes off her face. With the shirt gone. I worked on the pants. One button and a zipper. " I chose zipper fly's for a reason Carla, Ya wanna know why?"
"Sure I do." She said, never losing her half of the stare.
" Well ." I said. " It is the same reason I don't wear shorts." With that I Pulled my pants down and there, standing at attention, was" Charlie. His name is Charlie and Charlie likes sex Sometimes Charlie likes sex where Charlie should not have sex. Like uh uh say like Home Depot and if Charlie gets the chance to have sex there, then Charlie has to be fast and be ready."
She looked me up and down as she lifted her legs and pulled the panties from her waist. I watched as she slid them down her legs past her feet. I even watched as she flung them in my face. " Put these away. I won't be needing them for awhile." She said as she sat up and took my hand and pulled me down.
Something told me that we would not be having any needs for quite awhile..
AC/DC was playing in the background....................
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Two blurs , consisting of eight feet and two tails flew by us as we entered. Carla stepped back and right into my arms, I caught her and wrapped my arms around her. " You just met the rest of the family . " I said. " I know it was sudden, but give them a minute and they will be through again any second." And they were and she laughed.
" I take it that was Midnight and Princess?" she said as I turned her around and looked into her eyes. I replied. " Yeah thats the deadly duo, up to their little games as usual. They have been together longer than most of the couples I know."
She moved closer to me and remarked. " So tell me Jeffry, Do you play games?
" Well I do have twister in the closet, but kinda hard to play with the cats, they get two spins to every one of mine." I quipped. She did not smile, she kissed me. What a kiss it was. It started out as a soft touch of the lips but soon became a sensual embrace. It seemed to last for minutes. I slowly pulled away and said. " You know Carla, I had better get this ice cream to the freezer, it has a low melting point.."
She smiled at me and replied. " And you think I don't?" With that I took the coffee pot we had bought out of her arms and headed to the kitchen. " Let me put these away and I will give you the tour, OK ?" I shouted from the kitchen. " You can hang your clothes, Uh Uh I mean Coat on the rack there by the door."
" You are funny Jeff, but that sounded to intentional to be real, You need to work on your timing." She said
As I smiled to myself, I went through my mental check list. The kitchen was clean, the bathrooms were clean, no dirty laundry on any floors, the wine glasses were clean, Rod Stewart was loaded in the CD Player. It was time for nature to take it's course. I walked back into the living room and she was gone. My Heart stopped but then I remembered the Kiss. No she didn't leave. I walked down the hallway wondering where I might find her, soon enough my question was answered. She heard me coming and turned as I walked into the computer room. " So this is where you met me huh?" she said
Pointing to the computer closest to the window I replied. " Right there is where I read your first words and got the first glimpse of your beautiful face."
"And that computer?" " She asked. Pointing to the right of me. " Back up." I replied " I was not going to take a chance on letting you get away even for a moment."
" That reminds me Jeffry, How did the Ball transplant turn out?" Now it was I who was blushing as I remember the e mail I sent. Wow Seemed so long ago.
Hi again.. It SUCKS I was scheduled to have a ball Transplant Friday morning.. then shit fell apart at work so I had to reschedule the operation. They also said since it was such a delicate procedure, that they may only do one ball at a time.. I saw online where they were selling fake balls for dogs who had been castrated, But I think that might look a little funny on me. As for the moving to Sweet Home, Hell I was taking a Shot.. Could have caught you in a mood of some type.. Ya never know , Right? Anyway Yes I am sure we will be good friends and as Far as Fucking good Friends, we already are in my Dreams.. Awwwwww I really do have to work this weekend Damn it, But I hope you will save an evening for me soon, Jeff
I smiled at the thought of that stupid message and her reply.
Lol Darlin u r Adorable,
Sounds to me like you have balls your just a little nuts , and of course I'll save an evening 4 u just say when. Id like to call u some time if you have a phone.
I looked at her and she was smiling and I knew she was remembering it as well. we both laughed out loud without speaking. " The best thing I ever did was giving you my number, You know that, Right?" I said.
" Well." She said. " Lets see what else you can do right." She took my hand and led me out of the room.. Hmm? I wonder if the cats know there is a new Puppy in the house. My tail was wagging and I had to pee....
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