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 Dinner 8:15 Part 11
Double fudge chocolate. I knew it was only going to expand this Buddha Belly, But I was to Content to care. She Handed me my bowl and then the remote. What a Woman I thought to myself. She walked over and blew out the candle and as she turned to come back to the bed, she said. " Just for your own information Jeffry, if you come in the bedroom and the music channel is on, and the candle is lit, then you are in for a treat."
I started to speak but as I did she went on. " BUT if you come in and the science channel is on, then it is your option as to what the evening holds. I can swing anyway." She giggled, smiled and plopped her butt on the bed, causing my Buddha belly to quake, I sucked it in, then I sucked it up as I spoke.
" Thanks for letting me know up front of your suttle hints. I guess I should share with you, huh ? Just for your information Carla, If you should come in and see I am watching the science channel and you still get in the bed, then it becomes open season. " She started to speak. I put my finger to her lips and continued. " Just because I am watching TV and Not listening to music does it mean I am not in the mood. The mood strikes fast and it strikes hard. I might have three spoon fulls of ice cream left and already be thinking of taking you, and by the way if I am thinking of having you, then I am pretty sure I AM going to have you. So remember, I will always have a couple of big clues as to your intentions, You on the other hand will have no idea and sometimes you might not even know what is going to happen. This relationship in going to be anything other than routine. " Having said that I took another spoonful of ice cream, grabbed the remote and turned off the music and found good ole channel 272. Out of the corner of my eye, I could catch the look on her face, I will remember that one too.
" Oh By the way Carla." I said as I hit the mute button. " The evening is not over yet, we have a lot of ice cream to eat, wink, wink, nod , nod."
She laughed out loud and almost spilled her ice cream. " Well. " I said to her. " You can just consider that laugh foreplay" She snorted ice cream across the bed.
I smiled like a kid who had just told his first joke and all his friends laughed. Yeah you don't tug on Super Mans cape, and you don't spit in the wind and ya don't mess around with the Lone Lone Ranger and Ya don't mess around with Toe. I was on a roll.
They were showing solar flare ups on 272. I looked at Carla and said. " Do you realize those flare ups can have an effect on what goes on in this bedroom, They are going to change everything we know." She looked at me and said. " SO ?" She took my bowl and put it in hers. " What we know Jeffry, is the past we don't know the future and if some one predicts the future it does not mean we have to believe him. The future is what we make it and I plan on making it with you. Now you can watch that stuff but I can assure you that I am going to have more impact on your life than any of that stuff you watch on 272."
" Do you do Windows?" I smiled then shut up. She took the bowls and got off the bed. " There is just no winning with you is there?" she said as she left the room.
As soon as she was gone, I got up, lit the candle and turned on the music channel. Well I did tell her this evening wasn't over. I climbed back into bed and waited. When she returned, she was carrying two glasses of Pepsi and a bowl. I thought to myself, " We already had ice cream self, wonder what is in the bowl?". Toe said. " Lift me up and I will take a look." Pretending to be playing I raised my legs in the air like I just didn't care. When Toe came back down he screamed. " ICE CUBES, she has ice cubes." My balls withdrew and Charlie was not far behind. What on earth is she going to do with those? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think she agrees that this evening is not over with yet...
    Posted by onetoejeff on 2008-02-19 15:22:15 | Rating: | Views: 102
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