OK, time to set the story straight. Contrary to the name . I do have all 10 Toes. So On I go.. Have you ever signed up for a site and When yo chose your screen name, it was always taken. No matter how smart or how clever you thought you were. There was always someone just a step ahead of you.......Read More
Is the Honeymoon over and this the way it ends
You walk out the door saying we will stay friends
But as the door closes, in my heart I know
If I invited you out you would never show
I decide to relax and watch some TV
But I can't find the remote for the life of me
I knew where it......Read More
Hello Sam and Yes it is me again
I stuck that thing where it should not have been
Do you think you could warranty it one more time
And according to the police here it is not a crime
I know that is not what the device is made for
But I saw it's potential to be so much more
Anyone......Read More
I need to get to the hardware store right away
I have a problem And I would rather not say
The carpet is wet and the boards are a creak'in
I remember the last time my Ball "n" Cock was a leak'in
You have all heard the sound in the middle of the night
The intermittent......Read More
Just into eighteen and so much yet to learn
She hasn't a bridge she will someday burn
Yet she thinks she has the world by the horn
But that will all change when the baby is born
No more staying up till all hours of the night
At least not for pleasure, She will say it ain't right......Read More