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Have you ever seen the movie "I AM Ledgend"? Do you know the part where Will Smith is standing in the living room reciting the entire scene from Shrek? You do? You don't? Either way, I guess it doesn't matter much. But I just kind of thought about it while I was sitting here on the couch watching Shrek. I was at the part where Donkey wanted to stay with Shrek. I am watching this alone but I'm justifying it by saying well TC is sleeping on the couch so I am technically watching it with him. Although, I did start the movie while he was asleep. Oh well, where was I? Ok, so I'm watching this movie and I'm sitting here saying all the words. I get to the part where Donkey says "And then there's that awkward silence." And during the awkward silence, I realize how lame I am.

Alright, so on to my next topic.

I was chatting with a friend on Yahoo! earlier about how my aunt thinks I'll go through atleast 3 more wives because of my commitment issues. Well, something about strippers were mentioned and I said I hope my next ex-wife is a stripper. I would've stood by that statement if I hadn't been watching WWE Smackdown and if I hadn't seen the beautiful Maryse and her kick ass body rockin' it in the ring. So, I've found my next ex-wife.

So, now that I've got my second ex-wife lined up, I was just wondering if any of you ladies are willing to be my third?

So, I was sitting here, watching Shrek and folding my clothes when I got hungry. I've discovered that am I going to be needing a new future ex-wife soon because I am very undomesticated. I don't have much left in my apartment to cook with because I've moved most of it already. But I did leave this Quesadilla Maker that was given to me awhile back. I've never used it before and figured I'd give it a shot. So, I stared at it, hoping it'd turn itself on. But much like a woman, I needed to push the right buttons first. So, I plugged it up and pushed the green button. I pulled out some diced chicken and some cheese and torillas. I turned back to the little red machine and placed my hand over it to see if it was getting warmed up. Much like a woman, it was slow to heat up. So, I twisted the knob a bit to see to crank up the heat. I waited patiently for it to react. I placed my hand on it again and still felt no heat. Much like a woman, it looked like I was going to need a manual. So, I dug through the drawers of the kitchen looking for the book but couldn't find it. Getting annoyed a slammed my hand down on the Quesadilla Maker and much like a woman, the damn thing BURNED me.

So, I gave up on the quesadilla and made a bowl of cereal.

What was the point of the story? I'm not sure really. Noah is a little strange today.

Posted by noahseth on 2008-07-26 00:28:14 | Rating:

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		ok Noah, you ok?? I'm a woman and I'm a little scared to be here right now. I had a bad day too, if that's what is going on. Hope tomorrow's better for both of us.
Posted by Katydids_and_daisies on 2008-07-26 00:37:25


		BTW I know every single word to Cars.
Posted by Katydids_and_daisies on 2008-07-26 00:39:36


		I'm not having a bad day. I'm just a little weird today. In a strange mood. Nothing I say makes much sense.
Posted by noahseth on 2008-07-26 00:40:58


		Dude, your funny. How hard is it to get a quesadilla? why settle for cereal when you put in that much effort into tasty grub. I say you should have had the quesadilla then chucked it out when you were done. just kidding.
Posted by theotherjim on 2008-07-26 00:56:04


		Hey Noah......brunettes have more fun! And comparing us women to your Quesadilla Maker? Hmmmm, funny but I'm not too sure about that one :)
Posted by Kaybee on 2008-07-26 01:43:39


		So you are planning on having 4 wives by the end of your life? I'd recommend you never buy a house or another car then! :)
Posted by EasyToSay on 2008-07-26 05:58:29