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All the women I know are irritating me right now.
1. Lindsey.
She e-mailed me today with a picture of us attached to it. She told me to look how unhappy I look. She asked if I look that unhappy in pictures with Mandy. I e-mailed her back and asked if I'm so unhappy why am I smiling in the picture. She replied with "Look at your eyes, Noah." Alright, my eyes always look like that. what am I suppose to do? I'll get them surgically altered so I can look happy for you. Get over yourself, please. I'm starting to think the whole breaking up thing was a good idea.
2. Hayley (my sister).
She dating someone a year older than me. She's only 16. She'll be 17 in a few months. She should not be dating someone my age. What would a 23 year old guy want with a 16 year old girl? Any thoughts, anything good come to mind? No, nothing but trouble. She won't listen though. She says he cares about her and that it's no big deal and I should worry about my own life.
3. Molly
She says I should try to work things out with Lindsey. Enough said.
4. Karen (my realtor)
I've gone a whole week without hearing from her. She said she'd call and let me know if the closing date on my house is the same or if we're moving it up. Well, hell lady, where are ya?! I gotta have answers because I need to let my landlord know when I'm leaving. But thank you Karen for finding me a house, you're a nice lady, GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Did I mention you're great?
5. My aunt
She thinks I should decide what I want to do with my life. She doesn't think I'm doing enough for my future. Thinks I should look into internships before I graduate. She's probably right, she does have my best interest at heart. She's a good woman. But for some reason, it's just annoying me. I kind of just want to be left alone, I'll do the right thing. I promise. I always do. I'm not your typical 22 year old guy. I've got my life going down the right path so far, just trust me to keep it up.
6. Mandy
In ways I can't even began to explain, she's driving me crazy. |
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Posted by noahseth on 2008-06-16 18:55:33 | Rating: | Views: 124
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no we can't pee standing up? although I'm confused with that statement.
Women suck, but so do you men ya know? but miss lindsey...is she the one who had the problem with the ring? she sounds a little crazy in the head after what I just read.
and yeah your sis I totally agree, a 23 yr old is not looking for anything serious from a 16 yr old, NO WAY!!
Molly-well I like her name :)
good luck with the women in your life sir. can't live without most of them tho, you gotta admit it.
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Posted by Katydids_and_daisies
on 2008-06-16 19:03:10
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Hmmm... firstly good idea to vent in a blog - works better than leaving it in your head.
Now Lindsey - is she trying to say anything with her email to you?? Or just lashing out? Issues about Mandy hmmm yep I'd say so ...
Hayley - your sister .. well you can't stop her doing it, but you can keep an eye on her as her big brother
Molly - does she know Lindsey?
Your Realtor - she's a busy lady, why not try calling the office?
Your Aunt - is looking out for you of course, but you have to make the final decision, cause you are the one living it!
As for Mandy well I think you've got at least another 14 years of her driving you crazy! LOL
Good Luck "mr balance a full glass of water on the bed" *lol*
.... oh hang on .. what was that??? ..... You didn't want advice from another female?? ..... Oh ... .are you sure!!?? ....*sigh* ...
okay well ignore the above then *lol*
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-06-16 20:17:07
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"6. Mandy
In ways I can't even began to explain, she's driving me crazy."
- you still love her, right? ;)
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Posted by waitin
on 2008-06-17 09:33:26
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Women are crazy, and men are weird. :)
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Posted by TheAlreadyJaded
on 2008-06-17 13:14:33
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Who says we can't pee standing up? You men ever try getting something the size of a watermelon out of your crotch? Didn't think so! But you're entitled to vent...hell I do about you men....
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-06-17 16:08:05
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