Nick Burnett is the biggest cock-block I have ever met. Let me explain. His wedding was this weekend and it was pure comedy. I knew it would be; he was marrying a partially retarded girl. (That's right, he's the brains of that outfit.)
Last week he called me up before hand and asked me to be his best man which is funny in itself because I've only really known him for about 8 months. I only talked to him at work. I went to highschool with him but I never talked to him. The only class I ever had with him was a study hall that I always skipped. Its a shame I missed the time the librarian caught him downloading porn in the computer lab and made an example out of him in front of everyone.
Anyway, I agreed to it. He may be a tard that always stinks but hes got a decent personality deep down and I knew no one else would do it.
So there I was at the wedding and I had to walk up the isle with the maid of honor, the bride's sister. I didn't expect her to have a hot sister. Shes not the kind of girl that will get on the cover of a magazine, but shes not bad at all and her personality is very sexy. I really like her ideas about some things.  We were ahving a good time at the reception and I was going to ride home with her so Nick follows me into the bathroom when I go to take a piss.
"Would you have sex with Sara if you could?" he asked me. I didn't even give it much thought. I said yes. He said "Ok" and walked right back out of the bathroom. I figured that meant he was going to hook me up with her since it's a wedding. It's like a rule you have to hook up with someone... or something like that. After all, she had been talking about how her ex-husband has been around  again, she hasn't been able to get anyone because of it, and how she needs to get laid so badly.
We all went to the Red Hanke after the wedding and we kept talking, I danced with her, we played darts, ect. Nick's wife said something about how she never gets jealous when he hangs out with Sara because shes her sister and she knows nothing will happen. No reason to get jealous right?
I think that changed something in his mind because the rest of the night he was touching Sara nonstop. We kept trying to stay together and get away from everyone else but he wasn't letting it happen. He kept telling her she needed to stick around for this or that and not to go anywhere. We stayed around the whole night until his wife went to sleep and then we decided to go to a party at my friends trailor. He had to come with, but the whole night he was talking about how badly he wanted to go home.
Finally we told him to go home without us. We were having fun and we knew what he was trying to do. So he went home to check on his new wife and ran right back to the party as soon as he could. Yep she's asleep alright. Well then he had no problem staying. He gave up having sex with his wife on his wedding night to make sure that I didn't do it with his sister-in-law.
Sara started getting drunk. She ended up puking everywhere so Nick decided it was time to go home. He drove me to my place and I left my guitar in the car so he wouldn't drive off before I could give her my number. He wanted me to give it to him but I knew she wouldn't get if I did. I gave it to her, grabbged my guitar, and they drove off.
The next morning she called and told me he tried to take my number away from her assuming she was too drunk to remember getting it. Then he tried to kiss her. After she puked out of his window while he was driving, all on the day of his wedding to her sister.
And I made my toast about how he'd probably be faithful. What a load of crap. At least we had a good time. We talked on the phone for more than an hour this morning and she staill has a bag of my clothes in her car. Next time I see her I'm going to make sure he isn't around.