I had an excellent weekend once again. Friday I got two numbers. One from a girl at WIT and the other from a girl who works at the McDonalds in Sioux Center. I didn't instigate it either time. I saw the frist one as she was leaving the building and asked why she hadn't called and she said I was never home which is true so she must have already called a few times. I got her number instead. 
          The other one was floating around the back at McDonalds and came up to me before I was about to leave and started rubbing my head. (I shaved my head by the way) She said she liked it and thats why she had stayed in the back the whole time. I told her it seemed odd that she wouldn't want to be near the things she likes. Then I walked out so she leaned out the drive through window when I was walking by and gave me a hug. I've never had that one before. Then I gave her my number because I can't call long distance outgoing, so technically I only got one number. It feels like two.
          Thursday night, Darci worked on line two which is right across from the press room where I work so I got to see her all night. She kept smiling and doing some excited little jump-hop thing, which was incredibly adourable, and trying to ask me questions that I couldn't understand. I can't read lips in English-- There's no chance I can do it in Spanish.
          At midnight I got moved to the red room on line two, right outside blue room line two where she was working. We kept staring at each other through the window and flirting. After about twenty minutes, Chavez, Carlos, and Fransico teamed up on me, picked me off the ground and put me into the blue room, pinning the door closed behind me until I tried talking to her in Spanish. They didn't let me out until Mary, one of the quality control technicians, made me leave for wearing a red uniform in the blue room. Mary seemed pissed at me the rest of the night and wouldn't talk to me for some reason.
          Several people told me the mexican girls like flowers and shaved heads that night. Friday I came with a boquet of spring roses instead of hair down to my shoulders. (FYE, spring roses are smaller and there are several on each stem instead of just one. The regular roses at the floral shop where all dying and huge so they looked more like monsters than flowers.) I kind of felt bad about it though, because Sonya said the married girl would be heart broken. The girl turned out to be Darci's cousin and said shes okay with it. Sonya called me a two-timing bastard which is funny because I have no obligations to anyone and she was trying to set me up with a married girl. I hope someone gives Darci's cousin a good time because she needs one and her husband isn't giving it to her.
          After work, I went home and hung out with Erik, who was piss drunk when I got home. He tried to convince every girl she saw at Walmart at three in the morning to have sex with him, puked in the parking lot, rocked out to the radio and when he woke up Saturday he didn't even remember seeing me the night before.
          Later on Saturday, Jess came over to my apartment and had a good long talk about her kids, her boyfriend, her ex-boyfriends, her family, and all the good times we had back in the day. We lost track of time and Justin called worried about her so we went to thier place. I spent the night and when I woke up thier kids were awake. I hadn't seen Emma since she was still a baby. She still recognized me somehow because she walked right up to me, pulled off my hat, and hugged me. She kept bringing me my guitar and telling me to dance, which means sing and play to her. It was so cute.
          I want one. I mean technically, I have one, but I never get to see her. My ex wouldn't let me see her this weekend because she had to go to a birthday party. Every time I call asking if I can come visit Raylee she tells me to wait until the weekend to ask because she doens't know what she is doing yet. It seems to me that she should be making plans around when I'm comming to visit our daughter, not the other way. Especially since I'm calling a week in advance sometimes, before she even has plans. I wonder what her excuse will be next weekend. 
          I should have seen this comming. She does the same thing to all her boyfriends. I hope Dave sees it comming before he's unfortunate enough to knock her up too. Once that happens, nothing he'll do will ever be good enough and she'll lure some other poor retarded bastard into her web before she casts Dave away. She'll set up a franchise just like Grandma. Four different kids with four different men. Thank god my daughter has those kinds of influences to look up to. (sarcasm)
          Tonight, Sunday night, Paige called me asking me to try to convince my brother to go out with her again. We had a nice long talk (about an hour) and then I went to go talk to him about it and he rattled off several good reasons why he shouldn't date her and that he's already told her. Its sad because she is awesome, sexy, musical, fun, ect, ect, but the reasons he gave were very respectable and valid. He wont go out with her and its too bad. I'm glad I got to have such a nice conversation with Paige though. It's nice that she still feels so comfortable around me.
          It was an awesome weekend overall. I had a great time and I feel like I gave lots of other people a good time too. Lots of people came to me for help, advice, or to confide in me. I feel like I'm self-actualizing and making the world better in tiny little bits.
          I got the title from Nick missing three days of work again this week. He's had only one point for a long time but always has a doctors excuses for whatever common ailments wouldn't stop the rest of the world from comming in. My brother even saw him talking his fiance on a date. Erik has seen them out and about at the movie theature or going out to eat on nights that he misses work too. He's got to have a little doctor in his pocket writing him excuses whenever he wants one.