1. Leader rails at teen breast implants gift fad
2. Barmaid with a real sense of humor..
3. What? Did I say something wrong?
4. Teen caller tricks White House
5. Giant ads set for world's busiest runways
6. Streaking to victory in topless match
7. Push-up bra ads banned as meeting nears
8. Thief nailed selling a million stolen screws
9. Cricket great denies claims of affair
10. These ballots can't be stuffed
11. Marie Antoinette's pearls up for auction
12. Witchdoctor caught at poll tribunal
13. Oktoberfest reveler stuck in chimney for 12 hours
14. Diamond thong shown to the throng
15. Pop star fired 21 maids in three years?
16. Flag sales surge as split talk grows
17. Right-to-die group barred from premises
18. Biologists aim to wipe out "Rat Island"
19. Orangutan prefers blondes
20. Thief nailed selling a million stolen screws