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Again? Yes, again. But not in the good way that 'boys' like.
A few weeks before I had my second 'preventative' reduction, I was at the grocery store picking up groceries. It was just a few hours before we were having friends over and I wanted to get some coffee, so I was all gussied up with my new 'sexy' type top on. Lowish cut, with the empire waist (that's the higher waist) and a gentle flare at the bottom. Pretty, but still appropriately mom-ish.
So, I'm reaching up to the top shelf to pour the beans out of the organic coffee bin, but with all the excitement of the upcoming party I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was holding up the bag to the proper spot. So the next thing I know I have this waterfall of organic beans falling onto my face and down my top... which then splayed from the bottom of my blouse like some sort of upside down whirlwind water sprinkler! I slammed the bin closed as quickly as I could but thereI was standing in aisle six with this coffee piled onto my bra, down my top, and in my hair. Thank god no one else was needing coffee at that moment to see what happened. If I had of had a normal chest everything would have just fell straight off, but every time I moved more coffee beans would shoot out of my top. I kind of high tailed it down the aisle to get to the bakery section and as I was about to turn the corner I looked back and saw teenagers taking advantage of the mess I'd left and were trying to slide on the unground beans like marbles on the floor. I shook again trying to clear myself out so I'd lose my trail. Clink, clink, clink... It wasn't until I was coming back from the frozen section that I heard a VERY disgruntled voice on the intercom saying "DRY CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX".
But imagine the delight on my hubby's face when I got home and opened my top to find about 250 ml of coffee beans stuck in my bra. And the howls of laughter of my friends as I relayed the story.
And that is just one other stupid reason why I needed to get my boobs done. I wouldn't be able to afford the cost of bail for all the inadvertant shoplifting I would put up with the rest of my days.
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well thats reason enough I guess!
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Posted by tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-06-11 23:49:44
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OMG, still laughing. I can just about imagine how embarrassing that was....(chuckle,chuckle)(snickering behind your back)...So how did the party go???Did you use your shoplifted beans for coffee that night?LOL
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-06-12 00:29:10
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Hubby is just *praying* that if they grow back again I'll just keep 'em!
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Posted by mymidlifecrisis
on 2008-07-07 16:31:24
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omg. this was hilarious...poor you...but I can't help laughing. so how was the stolen boob coffee? best coffee ever I'm guessing!
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Posted by princess__spot
on 2008-07-22 11:19:51
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