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The little boy was in his room with the spoils of the night piled on the floor. From the living room his mom shouts, “Only five pieces of candy tonight and two a day starting tomorrow.” The boy rolls his eyes and thinks how stupid a rule that is. He knows his stomach can handle the whole bag if he wanted. A handful goes behind the top drawer of his night stand for when his mom starts ripping snores. All right, the boy thinks, time to divide the candy into groups. The boy puts one big candy with one small candy to maximize his two a days. Who the heck put those pennies in my bag the boy wonders. He takes the milk duds to his dad because his dad never fills up on them. He gives his mom the gummies because that seems like girl candy to him. After eating two tootsie rolls, a candy apple, a roll of sweet tarts (his dad calls them sweet farts, ha ha) and a little bag of skittles he hits the sack. Sleep is a long time coming though, his stomach hurts for some reason.
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Posted by mtvonca on 2009-10-31 11:33:40 | Rating: | Views: 60
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