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Posted by
DreamingOfBruxelles
2008-05-04 13:54:28
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indecent proposals
i experienced it and it was the most disgusting and insulting thing someone has done and said to me. |
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Posted by
smileforthecamera
2008-05-04 14:02:25
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George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
Winston Churchill, in response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
BRILLIANT. |
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Posted by
fanniesphilosophy
2008-05-04 16:27:09
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What a good question! One I remember is, You're pathetic.
I like the one from Shaw to Churchill |
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Posted by
brainstormer
2008-05-04 20:41:49
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I thought the Shaw/Churchill thing was the most dry and lifeless thing I have ever heard:P It's like talking in binary code and then saying "Oh, I really got him!":P
"Cootie queen! What the french, toast? Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" --love that commercial:P |
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Posted by
wildflower83
2008-05-04 20:57:23
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Simple..."You're fat!"
Worst thing I could possibly hear
Or wait
"You're a failure"
They rank quite evenly in my book |
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Posted by
tystikal
2008-05-05 16:07:48
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Meat-gazing cockgrabber. |
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Posted by
Plakola
2008-05-09 12:24:19
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Here is one, someone gets called ulgy and they really are |
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