So, the Facebook website thing wont allow the name Monkey D. Dragon. My name. They don't think my name is a real name. Oh, come on, just because it's the name of two animals (one real i.e. Monkey ,and one mythical ie. Dragon) seperated by the letter D. doesn't mean it's not real! For God's sake, yeah, good old Vice Admiral Garp was probably high when he named me but, it's not like there aren't freakin' wierder names out there. Have you ever watched basketball!? Those names are so fake they sound like sixteen Scrabble pieces fell out of the box, some black people picked them up, made half of the letters silent and slapped 'em on a birth certificate.

So you know what Facebook, go die.