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 One of those partys
I just got back from one of those partys,you know what I'm talking about,the sex partys....ok wait don't get that wrong,a party were they sell sex toys and oils and such things....

I have never been to one and let me tell you that was an experience.
Most of the time I felt uncomfortable,wich for me is strange because I can be very out spoken and I am pretty comfortable with my sexual side.


I was in a room full of women I hardly knew,and the party lady made us all stand close together and play a naughty version of musical chairs,but instead of chairs we played pass the giant ..lets call it a dong since that is the word the hostess used,between our knees and not using our hands.
I kept looking at the door I wanted to run out right there,of course I stayed to be polite.

And at the end we go into a room and place our order,I had no Idea what I was doing and I was so uncomfortable,I could not believe the things this lady was selling......now I think Ive seen everything.........


It was a experience that was for sure and I see why it is necessary to serve drinks at these party's because you have to be pretty damn trashed to get through one of them...

Glad I survived and glad it is over,don't think I will ever go to one again.tho i did by some really good smelling stuff that is supposed to attract the opposite sex,,,hmm now I will have men chasing after me..lol
    Posted by monicaspeaks on 2009-11-05 23:26:14 | Rating: | Views: 89
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i actually had a friend who did those parties and she invited me to one.we told all the women i was her visiting brother,and i lasted about 10 minutes.i'm very comfortable with my sexual side,and i am as open minded as they come.but, honestly it was too funny for me.plus, being the only male there i think i made some of the women uncomfortable.i did find it quite ironic that a room full of women who were there to oogle double headed dildos and anal beads would be uncomfortable simply by my presence.seemed a moot point.i simply said i had a date and had to leave.but, they were serving alcohol and my friend did beg me to stay.all i can say is that if i had stayed and gotten into the liquor i would have been the life of the party.
Posted by  BungleGrind  on 2009-11-05 23:51:51 
  
when the lady said anal lube I just about fell over laughing.....
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-05 23:55:52 
  
That must have been a very interesting party. I would have been very red in the face at that point. Would you go to another one?

Strider
Posted by  Strider13485  on 2009-11-06 00:02:04 
  
I thought no but maybe I would go to another one just for laughs....
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 00:03:51 
  
I get uncomfortable watching sex talk shows on tv, much less in person, yikes!! When I go into Spencer Gifts and see the sex toys, oils, lubes, licking oils..oh my! My face flames up, hahaha!! Glad you smell sexy...if nothing else, at least there's that! ;)

...dani
Posted by  WalkinOnSunshine  on 2009-11-06 00:06:53 
  
I thin I would have been fine if I had known these women a little better....

oh yeah do I smell sexy......
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 00:11:00 
  
the girl i knew wanted me to help her set the stuff up and do the parties with her sometimes just because she thought i'd have fun.but, that is the problem ....it'd be too much fun.i'd be like beavis or butthead standing there with a rod of anal beads asking the hostess "what flavors do these thingies come in?"
Posted by  BungleGrind  on 2009-11-06 00:10:59 
  
lmao.....I could never sell that stuff I would be laughing to hard when ever I would have to say anal lube....lol
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 00:12:26 
  
I tried to watch that show Real Sex on HBO a few times and it's so tacky.I could never go to a sex toy party.It would be too tacky for me.I'm not into that crap anyway.My take on it is,if you need toys and lotions to spice up the mood then you're borring or your mate is.If you're mate needs eatable body paint to make them taste better then tell them to take a shower instead.Their true scent alone should drive you wild.If not then get another mate.
Posted by  NeuterYourGod  on 2009-11-06 00:25:35 
  
I agree..im not into the toy thing either,but I went to the party anyway just to laugh and have a good time..and I certainly did...
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 00:30:24 
  
I got invited to more than one of those parties. It was amusing to say the least. And rather 'cutesy' which does not appeal to me in the least. I did laugh a lot.Whatever floats your boat.(not directed at you). At one party I was pregnant with my second child with an enormous belly and for whatever reason I truly felt out of place. Actually I no longer go to any 'home' parties where selling is involved as I will end up buying stuff I do not want or need out of guilt.
Posted by  vestigesofhermind  on 2009-11-06 12:52:32 
  
I never go to these types of things but it was my husbands best friends wife,so I felt obligated.....and man did I laugh,im still laughing about it today...
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 12:59:16 
  
I can only imagine. Cuz, some of it is really funny. I cannot get the picture of certain 'toys' out of my head. One was a 'beaver' (with pun intended I am sure) and it still makes me laugh.
Posted by  vestigesofhermind  on 2009-11-06 14:13:06 
  
there was something called the jackrabbit I think,and some other weird names for things,,,,,really!!!!!!!!

And I got a huge kick out of the fact that she said and I quote "all men masterbate every day or almost everyday"

That was the first thing I asked my husband when I got home and he said no never.....I just lmao....
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 14:17:41 
  
LMAO! My wife goes to one or 2 of these shows every year though to my knowledge she never buys anything. At least she never brings anything home! Now I know what the hype is all about! I'm with you, who needs that junk. You're either into each other or your not. Put the "toys" away. Anal Lube? OMFG! That makes my buns just cringe at the very thought of what it must be for! Oh my God!
Posted by  Tony51203  on 2009-11-06 15:05:31 
  
ha ha,it was a fun party.
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 18:35:54 
  
Somehow I doubt you really need a Spray to make men follow you around.

(smile)

-M
Posted by  Manasseh  on 2009-11-06 17:54:40 
  
well thank you for that...
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-06 18:36:38 
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