Ok so the pregnancy test said no, but my body is saying maybe. I think perhaps I did have my due dates mixed up, because frankly I'm displaying a few signs of early bump.

I have the boobs from hell right now, the damn things hurt most of the time. I mean I'm used to low level soreness around the time I'm due on, but it goes away. My boobs have been sore since last weds for goodness sake.

And don't even get me started on the fact I can smell things. Sat in J's mum garden yesterday afternoon and I say "I can smell coriander" I'm about 10ft from the plant, the wind is blowing away from me and I can smell it. J's mum replies "Yes I just moved it to get it out the way". Uncanny and faintly disturbing being able to smell things other people cannot. Like today my other friend P said she was coming over and needed some help packing stuff. So I go to throw on my jeans and a baggy white shirt to keep me cool. Only the shirt smells of stale cigarettes to me. I am sure it did not smell of this when my mother gave it to me, and neither J or I smoke. So I figure ok, lets throw that in the wash and find another top. We go out and while I'm in the car I can smell dog. You know what I mean, stale dog, dog thats been around for a bit. I know P does not own a dog anymore, and has not for a couple of years, and as far as I'm aware her dog was never in the car. So I brush it off and think perhaps I'm imagining this. Till we get back t mine and I'm sat in the lounge and can still smell dog. J and I don't own a dog, and then it hits me. It's me that smells of dog. I ask P if she can smell stale dog, she can't. Its my flaming jeans! I wore them to my mum's a couple of weeks ago and had her jack russell all over me. My jeans smell of my mothers dog! This is really bugging me so I go change and bring my jeans back down and ask P again if she can smell dog on them? Nothing from P. It appears I'm the only one who can smell coriander at that distance and stale dog on my jeans. Oh and J can't smell the stale cigaratte on my top but I can... I can smell it so strong it makes me want to heave.

P adds all of this up and tells me bugger what the test says I'm more than likely pregnant. I hope there's a rational explanation for this or people are going to think I'm having hallucinations...