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imagine the headlines...............
Man Found Dead.......
Today a man was found dead in his bathroom, he was clutching an empty toilet roll tube, and there was a new roll on the holder, his other hand was on the toilet seat which was just touching the lid, which strangley was in the down position, police are baffled.
The police are conecting this death with a couple of similar deaths, that happened recently, a man, of 50 was found on his kitchen floor, dish cloth in hand, and all the washing up on the side, cleaned? he also appeared to have just emptied the washing machine! a similar case, which also remains unsolved, is that of a man found draped across a freshly made bed? the sheets were all clean, and the pillows were fluffed and the bed cover was neatly in place. as yet police have no clues, across the other side of the country a man was found 3 months ago, he was at the cleaning cupboard, and appeared to be putting the vaccume cleaner away? the carpets were spotless!
The only link in all these strange cases is that the wives of the deseased all seem to have said the same last words to their spouses
"would it kill you......."
disclamer.. this was not meant to offend any men, it is just me getting frustrated with him indoors!
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Posted by missmarie on 2007-12-06 16:01:32 | Rating: | Views: 174
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I've been saying this for years and no one ever beleived me. I hope my friends will change their minds about me now after reading this. Thanks for posting it.
J
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Posted by OKOFCOURSE
on 2007-12-06 16:09:49
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YIKES!!
with that kind of fatality rate i'm glad i'm single!!!
;o)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2007-12-06 18:58:51
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YIKES!!
with that kind of fatality rate i'm glad i'm single!!!
;o)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2007-12-06 18:58:55
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bds, the wives didnt kill them he he
horny, thanks x hugs x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-07 03:36:25
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Now I have some defense for procrastination. "Would it kill you..."
"YES" Loved this, Marie.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2007-12-07 06:38:16
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it's not meant to give you more excuses lol
oh dear, i have made it worse haven't i he he
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-07 07:32:57
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funny
hey I wrote that rat pack story after it disappeared again 2 more times!
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Posted by roe
on 2007-12-08 22:00:52
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And thats the defence case for the wives, huh?
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-12-09 18:15:14
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ha, nice one, hug
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Posted by kentlass
on 2007-12-09 18:23:06
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Hehe.
I believe those headlines.
I did an in home experiment once.
I left a bowl on the coffee table to see how long it would take for my husband or my son to put it in the dishwasher.
Two weeks later (literally)...I mentioned the mold infested bowl to the two of them.
Neither one had noticed it sitting there.
hmmm?
What does that tell you?
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-12-11 13:05:16
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i do it all the time with the bin in our bedroom, and everyday i thank him for emptying it and he looks at me puzzled...eventually i have to give in when it starts overflowing he he
yet these things seem to be invisable to the male eye! maybe some scientists should look into it and invent a real invisability cloak like harry potter! oh but it would only work on (some) men (don't wish to offend lol)
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-11 13:20:01
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Too funny, I think my hubby would drop dead from washing the dishes after dinner...he tends to leave them..and whatever leftovers there may be...on the stove!
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-12-11 14:12:07
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