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| Never tell a Demon possessing your Minister |
that you think they are part of Hilters Army.
They do NOT like it.
So it's three AM here and I'm wide awake, because I had a nightmare.
So we were at the church, it was a Sunday and Don was there but he let Bob take over the service. Now the building was desgined a bit differently. When you walked into the worship area there was a door way in the middle of the right wall which led to an even bigger worship area. Which is where we all were, 'Cept for Don he was sitting in the first worship area, alone, facing away from us. Well so we switched systems, the projector was now showing a different worship book song pages without even numbers so everytime you finally found the first one they were on the third song. I was sitting next to Mary with Cheryl in front of me, both ask Bob where they are and he snaps, "Well perhaps if you pay attention!" So two songs later I snap and go, "This is RIDICULOUS! Why can't we just use the slideshow thing like before?! Why must we do this now?! It's so gay!"
Well Bob is just like "Well then." And I turn to Don--somehow Bob got from the front of the worship area to next to Don. Don turns around looks at me and goes, "Yeah, that's definitely the most sexist thing I heard."
And I'm l ike, "Sexist? SEXIST?! I'm being SEXIST!!! How can I be sexist when I am saying that I prefer your slideshow to his?!!! This is completely idiotic!!! And I am not going to sit around here and take it! You are all crazy!"
So the argument continues and I'm ranting stark mad. Well Suddenly I'm about in the hallway and swivel around and start chanting, "You're Hitlers Army! Army, army! You're Hilters ARMY! Hitler's Army!!!"
And Don, who's eyes have already turned red (And which I ignored because I didn't want to be scared into submission so I just kept on ranting), well, he gives this evil smirk, eyebrows scowled but red eyes flashing. His whole face contorted, and I knew He was pure evil and that I was about to die, and I, upon seeing that face, woke up immediately.
I know that doesn't sound like much but it was pretty scary and I almost wet my bed because I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom. I was/am terrified! I can't go back to sleep andI have all the lights on......I keep hearing things.....Gah! I mean it really doesn't sound like much but you had to be there to see the demon....-shudders- Not cool.
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Posted by melissailene on 2009-10-08 03:53:34 | Rating: | Views: 24
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