1. You get to call everyone "Comrade"

2. All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others

3. As the West are so paranoid about Communism spreading and Communist countries are paranoid about the west invading and restoring le ancien regime, a delightful situation is created where there is a high demand for spys and cambridge graduates like me are able to find gainful employment

4. Communism makes Cuba the delightful island paradise it is with cigars, rum, great music (see the documentary Buena Vista Social Club), and the delighfully decadent author Pablo Juan Gutierrez writing his "Dirty Havana Trilogy" . It also brought us such characters as Fidel Castro and Che Guevrera. Anyone who annoys Americans is good in my book

5. When I make puns such as "Stop Stalin" and "On your marx, get set, go" people will laugh

6. James Bond plots actually made sense during the Cold War.

7. As a spy I would naturally have beautiful  sophisticated and exotic foreign women fall hopelessly in love with me (see 6)

8. Also as a spy I would have a sideline linking desperate wealthy english men with women keen to embrace materialistic western values.

9. Cold wars are much better than hot wars

10.  I look good in red