This is so not funny but at the same time extremly funny. Well here at work our bathroom is basically a one seater there is one stall and one sink and a lock. So one at a time basically. Which is great for privacy BUT we often have folks come over every day from other departments to utilize our little piece of toiletry heaven. Well normally we don't mind but TODAY I couldn't take it no more. There is one lady who eats hard boiled eggs everyday then goes in to out bathroom and...  the explosion of stank!  She then comes out humming and smiling all the while not spraying or anything the bathroom. Please note there is no fan in this bathroom! So guess what happens to the next unsuspecting bathroom patron gets blind sighted 

.  People its enough to just make you throw up in your mouth. Its really bad when the lady who works out in the am and eats her fiber and bran gets in there first. Well today I said NO MORE! I posted our

Golden Bathroom Rules.
Rule #1 Please keep the stink down. Courtesy Flushes are appreciated and we have invested in fragrances.
Rule #2 If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat
Rule#3 Put the seat down
Rule #4 Please, please wash you hands. Its gross enough to see strangers do it in public but your co-workers is even worse especially when they come to your desk and touch your stuff. (GROSS)

Has anyone else had any odd bathroom experiences.  We all have to go but just be a little more tactful is my thing.